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This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

everyone that follows me….

IMMA TOUCH U🫵🏻👹

Solve Autism? Fuck you, there is nothing wrong with being autistic! Sure, I may not like being autistic all the time, but it is what makes me...well, ME. So yeah, Mr. Musk, go sit on a cactus, step on Legos, and sneeze so hard you shit your pants.

Oh so he’s doing eugenics now

✨soft asks✨

What song makes you feel better?

What is your go to comfort show?

Reading or writing? Why?

Whats your favorite feeling?

How do you like to take care of yourself?

What’s your favorite candle scent?

Who do you feel most like yourself around?

Whats a fabric/texture that’s nostalgic for you?

Best childhood moment?

When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? (or just felt really good afterwards)

Do you have a comfort item? Tell us about it!

What calms you down?

Bath or shower to relax?

Whats something upcoming that you’re excited for?

Comfort food?

What’s something you want to create soon?

How do you feel best loved?

What age in life do you think you’ll feel most yourself at?

Have you ever written or received a love letter?

Tell us about a memory you hold close to your heart.

Tea, Coffee, or hot cocoa?

Name of your favorite playlist?

Have you ever received flowers?

Who is your bestfriend?

If your soul was a color, what would it be?

If you could live anywhere with anyone you want, where would it be and who would you bring?

Do you like to garden? Have you ever grown something?

What are you proudest of?

Are you a kind person?

What do your hobbies look like?

He is such a tsundere cutie and I am here for it

I would freaking annoy him so damn much because I am a music aficionado. I would find more songs to annoy serenade him with.

I just thought of something silly! Originally was thinking about Satoru Gojo from JJK for it, but this new thought amused me way too much.

Katsuki can propel himself through the air, not exactly flying, but it is still air travel.

One day, he has you on his back because you sprained your ankle or just cause you asked him cutely for a flying piggy back.

As you 'fly', you get the hilarious idea to sing "A Whole New World" to him, just to see what he would do and how he would react.

oh my god lmao

“Woman, I swear I’ll drop you outta the sky and you’ll be singin’ in hell,” Bakugo curses over his shoulder, grumbling between explosions. “If you’re gonna be annoying, at least be able to sing in the right fuckin’ key.”

“Aww, you’re no fun. You hate being serenaded?”

He scoffs. “No, you’ve sang that shitty song the last four times I’ve carried your ass somewhere. Get new material.”

“So you wanna be serenaded?” You tease, resting your chin on his shoulder. You can see the tips of his ears starting to turn color, fading into a coral glow at your words.

“I will drop you. Don’t think I won’t.”

“The hero in you would scoop me up again in a heartbeat.”

He can’t even argue that logic because he would. Right as you’re about to continue pestering him, the two of you land on your apartment complex rooftop. Bakugo helps you off his back and stands with you for a moment.

“Ya got the words wrong, anyways. It’s ‘a dazzling place I never knew,’ not ‘a sparkling place I never knew’,” he comments before blasting off, leaving you with your thoughts.

So he was listening after all.

So, I'm at a local coffee place in my hometown and I go to the bathroom...and see this:

I am 100% convinced this is a sign that I need to be less grumpy.

Newest painting!!

I got Gojo! Marry ALL the way!

spin the wheel and get a jujutsu kaisen character.

And now, a brief look at the human fucker community on a monster version of tumblr

🐙 WetterThanYou Follow

It's so sad that humans can't breathe underwater, makes bringing them to my lair so much harder

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

Was anyone going to tell me humans can't breathe underwater or was I supposed to just learn that from a text post?

🐙WetterThanYou Follow

Please tell me you didn't seriously look at humans and go 'they look like they can breathe underwater'

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

I thought they were like lions and how some live in the sea :(

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

DID YOU THINK SEA LIONS WERE LITERAL LIONS?!

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

They're not? 😭😭😭

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🐺HereWolf Follow

Vampires will be like 'I love humans' and then transform every human they know into another vampire. Weak. You are like someone who only watches Marvel movies and calls themselves a filmbuff.

🏏Batass Follow

Hey OP this is an important part of many vampire cultures so you should tone it down because this is really offensive.

🐺HereWolf Follow

You should get a culture that isn't fucking lame.

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

OP you are literally a werewolf. And into throwing stones in glass houses I guess.

🐺HereWolf Follow

Gurl you don't know the amount of effort I put into keeping my human girlfriend a human girlfriend because I love her for being a human.

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💚CraftedLove Follow

In the club on a date with a human straight up breaking it. And by 'it,' haha, well. Let's just say. His sanity.

(42,069 Notes)

🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Sick of getting added to group chats like 'plots to overthrow our lieges.' Yes, I am both an evil wizard and an evil vizier. But I'm not plotting any treachery because my king is also evil, and so is my queen. We are in an evil polycule and give each other evil night kisses.

🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Also stop telling me about the evil queen's OnlyFans like the king and I aren't helping her run it. Who do you think is taking the pictures? You have no idea how many evil yet deeply impractical schemes it's given us the economic cushion to do.

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🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

Need me a human who will hold me like this and just destroy me 😍

♣️HeraclesOfficial✅ Follow

Hey.

🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

WHY DID NOBODY THINK TO WARN ME HERACLES WAS ON THIS WEBSITE?!

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OMG BRI

*hugs*

:3

HELLO! 🤗