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hey my good people, i’m working on a lotr fanfic of mine which mentions pervinca took- pippin’s sister. however, my main oc is best friends with her but i can’t figure out a good nickname for her

any of you lovely people have any ideas??

guys i wrote like 12 full pages today!! i never write that much..

hello my lovelies! i’ve been desperately wanting to write as of late but i have no ideas rlly, so if anyone has any suggestions for fanfic ideas for me to write, plz let me know!

i usually focus on the lost boys (1987), but here’s some other stuff i’m willing to write about- though keep in mind it may not be as good as any lost boys works as i know that fandom better! also, below the cut are what to expect from my work and whatnot

fandoms:

the lord of the rings (plus any similar works, the hobbit, the silmarillion, etc)

gravity falls

my bloody valentine (1981)

twin peaks (may likely be god awful so my apologies)

over the garden wall

the spirit bares it’s teeth

mystery men (1999)

monty python and the holy grail

seinfeld (may not be great cuz i’m not too funny)

what to expect:

i am willing to write adult content, however i’m not very familiar in anatomy and whatnot so my apologies but it will not be perfect

if adult content is desired, please note that i won’t write incest, stalker type stuff, etc. i may also turn down requests that include abusive behavior but that may depend on a case by case basis (ex. twin peaks with leo being mean to shelly, however i want a happy ending if you don’t mind). you do you but personally i don’t want to write those things

similarly, i am biased so for example for the lost boys i likely wont have max be a good guy if you get my gist and i definitely will not make the lost boys bad guy, they are angels and i love them

tbh i would prefer it if there was some queer characters but you know

i procrastinate a lot and get distracted a lot so my work may take a while to complete, but if i’m really excited about the story it will likely be finished sooner

honestly i’m good with pretty much anything, but there may be some things i may turn down but we shall see

i guess just dm me if you have any suggestions (or put it in the comments, but if you want more details than maybe dm me ?). and if you want examples of how i write than i have some stuff on my account, along with my fanfic i posted on ao3 (@WoodlandStars13)

anyways, i hope you have a lovely rest of your day! make sure to drink some water and take care of yourself :)

Once the City of Kings Where the Elven Lord Elros made his home Among the blossoming growth Sweet laughs caught upon the wind The Star of Eärendil brightens the night sky with the fading light of the Two Trees

And the Valar watch us with kind eyes and tender care Tis Númenor where life is untainted and death is unknown,

But Annatar- Lord of Gifts- showed us the altar and decorated it with wynorrific things The Good God Morgoth who we shed our bliss for The promise of immortality, of days spent to praise the seas and land But alas! As we reached the Valar’s home, our white city turned black and soiled

The ground quaked with anger, and fire bit flesh So Ulmo swallowed the great kingdom, men and women and children taken to the depths of his home Tis the fate of Númenor, as such with every Man.

guys i got a potential new lil buddy here but like.. they seem cool right, but how the flipper-doodle do you start a conversation? actually, how do ppl socialize at all?? i donno what you humans are up to but i am lost af here

trans rights are human rights dammit!!!!!

Liking character is fun until you think about them and you just have to stare at nothing for a few minutes because of how tragic

And mauybe you are almost crying but you are having fun