One Time I Was In An Olive Garden Bathroom And My Packer Fell Out Of My Shorts And This Ten Year Old

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

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2 months ago

Hey! I hope you're doing well. I’m reaching out because I really need help getting more eyes on my pinned post. It’s for a family in need, and a simple reblog could make a huge difference. Would you mind boosting it? Thank you so much! πŸ’›

yup!! boosted 🩷

2 months ago

hey guys. i just got back into crk. i have burning spice, pure vanilla, dark cacao (x3), oyster, and several newer epics. i need shadow milk and black forest to come HOME. (and shadow milk's sage of truth costume)

question why the fuck does nobody ever headcanon madeleine cookie as a trans woman. or even transfem. that is a transfem FAGGOT if i've ever seen one.

sincerely, someone who has barely ever been in the cookie run fandom since i fell out in 2021. i've always been a transfem madeleine truther because that is a beautiful GORGEOUS npd-having herbo


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10 months ago

thank you tumblr user julietianboy for the image id!!!!! i appreciate it a bunch

Hyperestrogenism Flag ^⁠_⁠^

hyperestrogenism flag ^⁠_⁠^

hey i made a flag for hyperestrogenism, since the official one i found on a queer wiki is very brightly colored and WOW its.. something. the colors to my flag have no real meaning, aside from the femininity that is typically associated with this condition, and the variety of people it can affect, but you can make your own color meanings!

i dont make flags a lot, and im nervous about putting this out for the world to see, but here! take this flag, and someone please make an image id for me if you can! (i dont know how to make one)


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8 months ago

Plural Ask Game!!

πŸ“’ 1. How did you get your sys/collective name? πŸ”” 2. Who is the current host/frequent fronters? πŸ“Ž 3. Who is your first known alter(s)? πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 4. What is your collective/most prominent identity? 🏳️ 5. What's your systems origin? ❗6. Do you have DID/OSDD?

πŸ›‚ 7. What's your headcount? πŸ‘₯ 8. What's your brainmade to introject ratio? 🀫 9. Who's your most mischievous headmate? (/silly) βšͺ 10. What's your headspace like? πŸ€” 11. How did you find out you were plural? πŸ—¨οΈ 12. Random quote from a headmate, go! πŸ—£οΈ 13. "Plural culture is..." ❀️ 14. What gives you euphoria about being plural? πŸ’” 15. What give you dysphoria about being plural? πŸ‘€ 16. Is there something that makes you different from other plurals? ❓17. Make up a random question to ask!

1 year ago

Hello everybody.

Please share resources and don’t keep silent about Palestine. Dedicate your day for them today. Do not ignore them, do not let their voices go unheard.

Here are some resources you can share around:

daily click

esims for Gaza

call for a ceasefire

donate feminine hygiene kits

learn about Palestine

Education, sources, donations

Shut it down for Palestine

Please do not ignore this post, share as much information and resources as you can for Palestine.


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2 months ago

btw happy miku day and happy birthday to my beloved boyfriend. sorry i feel like shit on your bday. love you dearly if it wasn't obvious enough mwah


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9 months ago

okay we wasted three hours on the main campus trying to get rent assistance and then get told we need to get a letter from our landlord saying we’re about to be evicted or we get zero help. fucking hell

2 months ago
Keep The Flame Going For Those We Have Lost To Suicide.Β 

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide.Β 

2 months ago
Crisp Glass Of Water Moodboard
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2 months ago

πŸ’Œ and πŸ’ for the plural ask game? :3c

HELL YEAH BRO πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ sorry guys that is an OOMFIE!

ask game answer under da cutttt

πŸ’Œ "are there distinctions between headmates' handwriting? if so, who had the worst handwriting? and who has the best?"

a: there's not really much, if any of a distinction between us. though, i seem to always be just a little bit sloppier sometimes.

πŸ’ "are there any headmates that can do something in real life that the rest can't?"

a: well we can all sing in this body because of us being a choir kid so that's out of the question.. honestly i have no clue. although i am the only one with a bad sense of smell. they're all decent or just better than me. fuck them and their noses

( @confettisketty to let you know i've answered! )


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worldwidenoises - a parallel of you β€Žβ™«β€Ž
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