Decided I’m Gonna Get This Printed As A Poster And Just Hang It Above My Bed So Each Morning I Can

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

Mexicans at their weddings

i think they should make more movies about real people but making them gay against their will. i think andrew garfield is a pioneer for what he did to real billionaire eduardo saverin

King Julian is nandor and Maurice is gulliermo. I have been spoken to by an entity to bring this message.

Rip kylo ren you would have loved Catholicism 😔

Need a Nancy wheeler edit to anaconda by Nicki Minaj immediately

I don’t step, I battle

The difference is, pussies step

Bob belcher talking to his Turkey baster is EXACTLY like SpongeBob and spatula.

First day of not having a death dream with taking melatonin! I’m #1 ☝️🤭