BONK

i’m absolutely dying over the fact that ellen page played such an unconvincing straight person in season 1 that they literally just said “nevermind” and made her a lesbian

the fact that john walker tried to manipulate bucky by telling him that if sam died it would be bucky’s fault when that’s something he’s probably terrified of. like sam’s the only person he has left that that really understands him and his relationship with steve (next to sharon ofc). walker knew that and used it against him. FUCK THIS GUY FR 😐

hmmmm. thoughts are being thunken

it was called WEDDING BEEF?!?!?!?!

I feel a deep emotional bond with that one Black Friday audience member who lets out a joyful noise any time Corey Dorris does any kind of choreography.

Peter: Books lied to me. I never seen bad boy types protecting kittens, therefore revealing to me their soft side.it’s always been me picking up the cats.

Peter: ....maybe I’m the bad boy

Harley, watching Peter build a 1000 piece lego Death Star while in his Thor pajamas: Yes Peter, because you’re clearly bad boy material.

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

SAY IT DONT SPRAY IT MOTHERFUCKER

when your crime lord son has glow in the dark eyes

congratulations to haikyuu for being the only series to have tsukishima kei