happy august to all who celebrate
bruh i swear any kid thats in anything honors will have at least ONCE heard the “you’re in honors” speech. like i get it im in honors but that doesn’t mean that im more mature or that im able to do a shit ton more work. no it means that once i know what i’ve been taught i can understand it, i might even understand it better or faster but that doesn’t mean you have to give me shorter deadlines and more work that i don’t know how to fucking do. just because im in honors doesn’t mean im not human!
They have all the colors in their love
It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this
like or reblog 🌙
Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
bro i got matilda by harry styles... i don't think it's gonna go to well man
#24 on ur spotify wrapped describes how 2024 will go, how screwed r u
ALL DA LADIES LOVE LEO!!!
hit the leo button
Hello, more crack from the Modern Epic Au because I lack self control. It's based on these two videos simultaneously. Luke is currently possessed and chained to the bed.
Nico: *Holding A Bible And Rosary*
Nico: ...Kronos?
Luke(Possessed by Kronos): Yes?
Malcolm: ...*Reaches For His Pistol*
Annabeth: *Slaps him Before He Can Grab It*
Nico: *Swallows* Kronos...I say unto thee—
Chris: *Realizing Where This Is Going*
Chris: ...Ain't no fucking way—
Nico: —the power of christ...Compels you!
Luke(Kronos): *Speechless*
Everyone In The Room (Except Percy he's in on it): *Speechless*
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Gods Watching In Olympus: *Speechless*
Hades: Hold on, let him cook!
Zeus: Let him cook!?
M.E Hermes: *Already Mourning His Son*
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Percy: *Holding Holy Water* I'm sorry, Does anyone else have a better idea!? No? Alright then!
Nico: The power of christ...compels you!
Luke(Kronos): Does it? Does it boy?
Nico: *Angrier* The power of christ compels you!
Luke(Kronos): ...Wait why is that—
Nico: *More Confident* The power of CHRIST compels you!
Luke(Kronos): *Thrashing* Stop it...!
Nico: *Gestures to Percy* The power of christ COMPELS you!
Percy: *Splashes Him With Holy Water*
Luke(Kronos): *Violent Hisses*
Nico: The power of CHRIST compels you!
Percy: *Splashes Again*
Luke(Kronos): *Violent Screaming*
Luke: Holy shit!?
Annabeth: Luke!?
Chris: ...AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY—!?
Luke: Don't stop! It's working, keep going!
Luke(Kronos): ENOUGH!
Nico & Percy: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
Percy: *Splashes*
Luke(Kronos): AHHHHH!
Nico & Percy: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOOOOU!