all the movies and tv shows over the next few years that will have to decide if they’re canon compliant or a canon divergence no plague au
thinking about werewolves and the concept of becoming a monster and discovering that something savage and uncontrollable exists within you and the potential that has to be a liberating narrative about growth and change and courage rather than a story about controlling and concealing it
backwards trope you fake breakup and realise maybe this is better
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
Harry, Did you put basic human kindness in the Goblet of Fire?!!!
LMFAOOOOOOO favourite part in the entire fic
Chris turning Lockhart into JELLY? LIKE A GIANT MF JELLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHARMS CLASSROOM
AND THEN MCGONAGALL'S LIKE AIGHT WHAT
AND HE AND REMUS ARE LIKE IDK PROFESSOR WE JUST FOUND LOCKHART LIKE THIS AND SHES LIKE
HOW DO YOU KNOW ITS LOCKHART IF YOU WERENT THE ONES WHO DID IT
AND REMUS DEADASS SAYS WELL IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE HIM DOESNT IT AKSVSMDVD
AND MCGONAGALL PUNISHING REMUS WITH HAVING TO BE THE QUIDDITCH COMMENTATOR
AND HIM NOT KNOWING SHIT ABOUT SHIT
AND CALLING REGULUS "REGGIE" AND SIRIUS "THE GOOD BLACK" AND SSKBS
"FUCK ME WE WON"
MCGONAGALL GETTING ANGRY AT HIM SWEARING THE WHOLE GAME AND TAKING THE MICROPHONE FROM HIM DIRECTLY WHEN THE GAME FINISHES
*dracos first time in a muggle car*
harry: turn on the radio
draco: *puts car into reverse*
*both scream as they crash into the kitchen*
harry: what is wrong with you?
draco: i thought r was for radio!
scorpius: hey dad, its nearly dinner do you want me to set the car?
No one’s saying this so I guess I’ve gotta: no more shirtless scenes for men if the actors gotta starve himself. Its just as bad as woman being forced to lose weight for a needless sex scene/photoshoot what have you. If it endangers the health of the individual it should not be encouraged.
lily: in light of what happened today, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
james: fourty-five seconds!
lily: four to five seconds...
james: four hundred and twenty-five seconds!
lily: *walks away*
fuck you peter pettigrew, james and lily potter would have loved mamma mia 1 and 2