Nightmares

so i’m making my roommate watch ninjago (college students in april behavior) and i love her commentary on it

right after we finished Child’s Play she paused the show, slowly turned to look at me and said “this is bad writing” like, babe you have no clue how bad this writing can get

I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS AU UNTIL NOW

What if the pilots and Season 1-3 never happened and they all met later at the Tournament of Elements. Hometown Glory AU

Kai has no interest in any of this elemental powers nonsense, fully committed to following his fathers footsteps and running Four weapons on his own. He’s content to toss their invitations to the mysterious Tournament of Elements the moment they arrive, but Nya has always wanted more… and when the opportunity comes, she’s on the first bus out of Ignacia, chasing her destiny. Where Nya goes, Kai is bound to chase after.

After running away from home, Cole meets a kid named Jay and starts working at his familys junkyard for a place to stay. Eventually, the Walkers all but adopt him and he’s a member of the family… He and Jay discover their elemental powers together, and when the invitations for the Tournament of Elements show up, they’re eager to test their limits.

Falcon still finds Zane, leading him back to Birchwood Forest and revealing to him the truth about who and what he is. With his memories restored, Zane becomes a wanderer, visiting all sorts of different places seeking all the information he can get his hands on about his Seer abilities, the Elemental Masters, Ninjago history, and a certain prophecy of the Green Ninja… He sees his invitation to the Tournament as the chance to finally unite with the people he’s supposed to save the world with.

Lloyd has been kept in the dark most of his life, he knows next to nothing about his family and his powers, and his Uncle refuses to tell him anything until he’s older. When the invitation arrives in the mail, Lloyd realizes Chen and Clouse knew his father, and they’re his only hope to understand any of this… But getting to the island means slipping into old habits and sneaking out behind Uncle Wu’s back.

whenever i see people shipping lloyd with one of the ninja i’m just like

Ok so this is like my most well thoughtout/ favorite headcanon for the Ninjago Universe

Basically, two elemental masters are not supposed to be together romantically because there is a slight chance that if they have a child, that child wouldn’t inherit one of their parents powers but rather a combination of both of the elements. This could also work if it was two people just related to elemental masters had a child. Like for an example, if Kai or Nya inherited the power of Steam rather then fire or water. I believe that most fusion children would have weaker powers then their parents do but there is always a chance to have a child with great power. Because of the chance of a child having such an overwhelming amount of power this would lead to elemental masters not being allowed to be together and that would provide an answer as to why none of the other elemental masters searched for Maya and Ray after they disappeared. In addition, the chance of a child being a fusion would work on a Punnett square, a one in four chance to be one, to be exact. Also being a fusion would also lead to a new elemental being in the world.

I just really like this headcanon cause it was the idea that most of my OCs stemmed from ngl-

I am in love with Pixal and will always be in love with her ùwú

wow! kai and lloyd are such good brothers and purely platonic I love them!

y’all ever have an idea and now that’s all u can think abt?

that current idea is a Ninjago Pop girl group based around the concept of the five ninja that ended up having to disband when Zane died

why? no clue

boyfriends <3

What if Lloyd dying in season 10 was all planned out by the First Spinjitzu Master? What if the whole point of Lloyd dying was to have his soul leave his body, leaving it an open vessel for someone? What if the FSM knew he needed a vessel that could handle the amount of power he had? What if Lloyd’s body was able to handle that amount of power? What if Lloyd never came back to life? What if the FSM took his place?

happy pride month

sincerely,

Polyninja in Dashcon ball pit

ninjago keeps trending so,,,

Polyninja in Dashcon ball pit go brrrrrr,