Get It. Because He’s An Alien.

El taxi

Blade in marvel rivals

star wars characters as john mulaney quotes

ok i haven’t seen this been done before but i feel like it probably has but this is my hot take on ✨star wars characters as john mulaney quotes✨

(this pictures aren’t mine – full credit to the og creators!!)

han solo

leia organa 

luke skywalker

anakin skywalker

chewie

obi-wan kenobi 

ahsoka tano

kylo ren

finn

poe dameron

hux

i just kept spinning and i danced myself to death

[all films are listed in the youtube description]

Saw someone self insert/oc x moon knight and now… ME TOOOOOOO RAAAAAAA

From @thesurroundingbeauty's fantastic brain

Sometimes you get so used to Darth Vader as a terrifying walking nightmare, someone who can and has literally killed people with his mind, who has reached across entire starships in space to choke a motherfucker out, someone who will literally shoot himself out an airlock to spin drive himself onto another moving starship to forcibly board it while in open outer space, someone who can and has ripped ships right out of the sky, someone who has taken on a thousand rebel fighters with guns and came out with everyone dead but him, who is the most powerful fighter the galaxy has ever seen. And then sometimes he just.

Casually chucks his lightsaber NOT IN A SPINNING ARC LIKE YOU WOULD THINK, no, this trash can man sends it TOP END OVER BOTTOM, THAT IS NOT A SPINNING SABER OF DEATH, THAT IS AN ASS OVER TEAKETTLE THROW. What other character could ever do both half so well. We got us a trash man that can do both.

Vox

This animal is on the edge of extinction. Trump just fired the people trying to save it.

Job cuts and frozen funding could inch one of the world’s rarest species even closer to extinction.

DOGE just froze funding to vital Federal and Indigenous conservation programs devoted to supporting the very delicate and tenuous existence of the black-footed ferret.

I fell in love with these animals as a kid traveling to our National Parks. Their rarity and ferocity made me sharply aware, even as a child, of just how much of a responsibility we have toward our environment. I can't bear the thought of them being a fucking casualty of Trump and Musk.

Look at them! They do war dances.

Reposting just bc I thought they looked cute together

(& they're both prints... 1 2 !)