Jenna Ortega Mentioned That Wednesday And Xavier Should Just Be Best Friends And I Haven’t Been Able

Jenna Ortega mentioned that Wednesday and Xavier should just be best friends and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it so here are my head canons:

- Enid finishes class an hour later than them on Tuesdays and usually comes back to the dorms to find them napping on Wednesdays bed in the matching skeleton onesies she bought them (they always tell her they hate them but she knows the truth) but one time she came back and they were sitting on the floor in the middle of the dorm room in dead silence just drawing dead bodies, to this day they still haven’t told her if those dead people were visions or just them being weird. To be honest she doesn’t really want an answer anyway because both options sound terrible.

- Wednesday sucks at understanding her emotions so when she’s not sure how she feels about someone she just takes notes about how she feels and acts around those people and then sits Xavier down for as long as it takes to go through her notes and understand how she feels (it’s how they realised their relationship was more of a sibling thing then a romantic thing, it’s also how they find out Wednesday was hopelessly in love with Enid)

- Xavier once asked Wednesday to be his fake girlfriend in front of his dad and she answered that she would rather rewatch « Legally blonde » then have people think she is straight. (she still did it)

- The first time Xavier is invited at the Addams house, he cries when Morticia hands him a sandwich cut in the form of a human skull because « Fuck, my mommy issues are strong. »

- He once told Wednesday that he wouldn’t be able to hang out for a week because he had an English test while she was on call with Gomez and the older man made sure to call back after the test to ask how it went.

- Wednesday drags him in a bookstore at least once every week and he always stands right behind her while she looks at the shelfs so that no one can accidentally touch her while going through the isle they’re in. Sometimes when she is tired she leans back against him (the same way someone would lean against a wall) while she looks at the books.

- Pugly gave Xavier a sticker that says « family’s favorite white boy » and he put it in his sketchbook next to the sticker Enid gave him that says « favorite himbo <3 »

- They once swapped parfum and body wash to mess with Enid’s wolf and regretted the next day when the whole school started calling them « Nevermore’s emo twins » (« If you don’t take this off your blog I will be taking you off the surface of this planet. » « Aww i love you too, babe. »)

- He uses Wednesdays shoulder as an armrest and gets punched in the ribs for it most of the times.

- Enid and Ajax have to basically feed them because they always forget.