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i missed him

“CuNTs” omg-

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

i hope whoever actually shot that CEO is having a good day.

NEW OC YAAAAAYY ^.^ !!!

going

Charles Dance fanboying about Dame Judi Dench and Dame Maggie Smith

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

so today I learned that the oldest active terrorist group (or group considered a terrorist group anyway) in France is a group of wine-makers (wiki says it was founded in 1907 which seems to be how the group identifies bc there was a major wine-maker riot that year but the actual current militant group dates to the 1970s) who protest against the importation of cheap non-French wine and like this sounds like some kinda performance art protest thingy wine-makers are doing to bring attention to their cause but no like they are actually militant and go out wearing masks destroying shipments of foreign wine and attacking the property of people connected to the importation of foreign wine and light fires and shit

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal