I Got Edgy Fanfic Writer. Pretty Accurate, I Guess.

PLEASE reblog and signal boost if you are anti pedophile and i will follow you. there needs to be more of us.

w h y ?

🎄Merry Thiccmas Y’all🍑🎄

Ya know.

I'm really out here, loving my friends.

Even the short jokes.

My gf and I had sex for the first time the other day and I noticed that she has stretch marks on her belly and thighs? I didn't say anything but I find them kind of weird to look out. My other gfs didn't have them so I guess I'm not used to it? Do I tell her I'm not feeling them and suggest how she can get rid of them or not?

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

this is amazing

Reblog this if you, too, unironically like Mr. Mime.

Andrew Siwicki’s laugh, reblog if you agree