September Is Coming Up So Here’s Your Yearly Reminder To Leave Billie Joe Armstrong The Fuck Alone

fitz’s laugh is adorable

reblog if you agree

jotaro kujo stands in front of you, staring blankly 

Star Platinum materializes behind him, smiling 

“vibe check,” Jotaro says, voice monotone

for every note this gets I won’t self harm for a day. if you reblog this i’ll put your URL into a jar and each time i feel like harming myself, i’ll pull out a name & dm that user “thank you for caring.”

I’ve stolen this from someone else but the point still gets across. I’ll do this. Let’s see if I get any notes on this *finger guns*

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

Reblog if you think Brock's laugh is adorable

This is amazing.

Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

Good luck figuring out exactly which one I’m reblogging this for

big mood for today's Hozier likes

My gf and I had sex for the first time the other day and I noticed that she has stretch marks on her belly and thighs? I didn't say anything but I find them kind of weird to look out. My other gfs didn't have them so I guess I'm not used to it? Do I tell her I'm not feeling them and suggest how she can get rid of them or not?