Will Porn Blogs STOP Following Me For This Shit. This Is Obviously A Joke About A Stephen King Novelle,

they need to invent a whole new awards show for everything everywhere all at once where that movie just wins every award every year for the rest of eternity and before anyone asks yes it should replace the oscars

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

one hit K.O.

Nobara Kugisaki gonna come back as powerful as Gojo, nail that bitch sukuna, and bang maki TRUST 🫰

kinda looks like…

there will be blood themed blow job

the smaller, stranger batman

guy who has mistaken adrenaline for love and isn’t interested in correcting the mistake

kinda miss them a whole lot

Margaret Atwood: femininity is a performance art course you will never graduate from and man is your audience

me: holy shit

the small but growing Mitski on my shoulder: femininity might be a performance art we will never be free of, but because you are aware of this, sometimes you will seek to perform only for yourself and no one else, and by that, we are starting to break free

me, sobbing: thank you, Mitski of my consciousness