Someone Needs To Take Cassie's Twitter Privileges.

In episode 9 when Dream went to Lucienne to ask about the 'disturbances' he looked like a kid who just shouted at his mother but now needs her help i love them

I didn't know that GothTwink/English-Lit Professor was a trope I needed but apparently it is and I would like to personally thank Neil Gaiman for giving me two.

one day Cassie Clare will get us all killed

Me patiently waiting for a release date for TWP

Lucy: Did you really have to stab Kipps?

Lockwood: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Lucy: *sighs* What did he say to you?

Lockwood: He said “what are you gonna do? stab me?”

Lucy: ..fair enough

Kipps *getting patched up in the distance*: no its not fair!

This girl at my school: *literally punches others in the stomach (it hurts like hell), tried to full-on hit my best friend who is sweet and quiet, poked another kid in the eye and stepped on her new bag and made her cry for the first time we have seen, spreads shit about people and forced them to quit extra activities they did in school, spread rumours about me and my ex-best friend (now she won't even look at me and it HURTS), emotionally hurts people, cheats on tests even after she had been caught multiple times and throw others under the bus*

The others: *still try to be friends because it's basic humanity and gives up because she doesn't change*

The same girl: I'm abused at home and you have no right to be angry at me. Y'all are so rude, you ignore me all the time

*Me who has witnessed domestic violence of grandparents who live w/us since I was a baby, had stopped my grandfather from choking my grandmother at 10 yrs old, flinches every time someone touches me even when I've never been hit, whose mother has been abused as a kid but still, the strongest person I've seen*

Me: The fuck?

And there she was, a silver dagger in her hand.

-The Sword Catcher-Cassandra Clare

shit no—

Guys...

Guys...

Um, guys...

Are y'all seeing this???

Do you see what I see?

DO Y'ALL SEE THIS?

GUYS?!?!?

Y'ALL HELP ME! TELL ME I'M WRONG!

The story of a shadowhunter boy.