Hello There

CUTE GIRL | WILLIAM AFTON

synopsis: Michael's daddy finds y/n masturbating

cw: smut, praise, pillow humping, riding, masturbating, fingering, afab!reader.

It's a lot of buildup and dialogue, sry 'bout that.

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It was an annual thing, going to your best friend Michael's lake house with your big group of friends every summer. Last year, you weren't able to make it, preparing yourself for college seemed to take over your whole summer

Within that amount of time, you'd grown much more. Considering you were out of your parents' grasp you were able to go live freely a little more, you were able to live life like a normal kid in college.

This summer, you were more than happy to be able to go and visit your friends' lake house again. Throughout the years that you and Michael have been friends, you both bonded over being able to go swimming together.

The heat seemed to be beyond scorching this summer, so to say that your friend group was looking forward to the lake would be an understatement.

It seemed like there were a bunch more people visiting this summer too, usually, it was the 8 of you but Michael seemed fine with having people invite their college friends.

Unfortunately for you, you didn't really have a lot of friends in college, well at least not the kind you wanted to invite to the lake for a week. It was fine though, it just meant that there would be more people for you to hang out with.

Well, that's what you thought.

You found yourself wading in the shallow of the lake, watching your friends have fun. Every time you tried to talk to them they would simply brush you off and hang out with whoever they invited. Even Michael was ignoring you, and he didn't even bring any of his college friends.

You tried to ignore it, but you couldn't keep watching as some new girl clung onto Michael, laughing and slapping her hand against his chest every time made a joke.

You tried not to be jealous, it's not like you liked Michael like that anyways, but something about the way he held her hips and rubbed his thumbs into her sides made your stomach churn.

Shaking your head, you decided that it would be better if you just headed inside for the rest of the afternoon and take advantage of the air conditioning.

Turning around, you dragged yourself through the water until you heard your name. You turned to see who it was and saw how Michael was waving at you for your attention, "Yo! Going in already?"

"Yeah, I'm getting a little too hot, I'll catch you guys later if you're still out here!" You shouted back. You weren't lying, it was ridiculously hot, and it did give you an excuse to sit inside.

Sliding open the glass patio door, the walked into the air-chilled house, closing the door behind you. You made your way to a closet, grabbing a towel to wipe yourself down with.

You noticed the trail of water you lead into the house and quickly got on the ground to clean it up with the towel, "Oh, don't worry about all that y/n, people have been in and out of here wet all day"

You turned around to look at where the voice that made you suddenly jump was coming from. You saw Michael's dad standing a few feet behind you, smiling at you.

Your face went red as you realized that he definitely had a perfect view of your ass as you were bent over. You shook off the embarrassment and forced yourself to stand up, "Oh, alright then, just thought I'd clean it up to save you and Mike some time"

"No worries kiddo, I feel like I haven't seen you in a few years huh?"

You nodded, towing with the towel in your hands as you starred at the ground, "Yeah, it's been a minute I guess"

He chuckled and walked his way into the kitchen, still able to talk to you as you were only a few feet away from it, "It has! Crazy how much you've grown too, I still remember when I would have to take you and Mike to the waterpark when you were younger considering we didn't have this place yet"

"Aha, yeah I miss doing all of that"

The man nodded as he went back to putting water bottles in the fridge. He must've just gotten back from the store. "So, you not staying outside anymore?"

"Mm, I would, but, I guess it's a little different with so many new people now"

"Yeah, a lot of new friends around" William spoke, "Especially with Michael's new girlfriend around too, which, reminds me to ask those two to stop making such a ruckus at night"

Your eyes widened, you didn't realize that the girl hanging on him was his girlfriend, and you didn't even want to imagine what William was implying in that last bit.

"Oh, I didn't know he had a girlfriend"

"He didn't tell you? Yeah, she's pretty sweet and all, but I can barely them those two to keep their hand off each other, especially around the little ones" You knew he was referring to Evan and Elizabeth, which lead you to assume they were staying at their mom's house for the week.

"I guess I haven't gotten the chance to talk to her yet, I only got here today"

"Did you know? Well, hopefully, all is going well for you today?"

You nodded, then sighed, thinking about the amount of attention you seemed to be heavily lacking, "Mmm, It's alright, I guess I kinda feel like I haven't been fitting in much "

"What do you mean? You're not being ignored are you?"

You chewed the inside of your lip, letting William take that in as a yes.

"I'm sorry hun, I can talk to Michael when he comes in if you'd like, that's no way to treat a childhood friend"

You shook your head, urging out a "no" a little too quickly, "I- sorry, I just don't want to create any drama"

William nodded, understanding your frustration. He took the towel from your hand and set it on the counter, pulling you into a quick hug, "Well, I can't promise it'll be any fun, but you can always hang out with this old geezer"

You caught yourself giggling into his neck, muttering out a thanks before pulling away from his hug.

"Any time y/n, you're too cute to be ignored that"

You blushed at his comment, trying to hide your smile. There was something in William where he just couldn't stop himself from teasing you. He pinched your cheek and found himself laying a soft kiss on the top of your head, "I mean it"

"You're too kind Mr. Afton" You smiled. He returned the smile before you bother were caught off guard by the glass door sliding open, Michael and his girlfriend running in the house giggling. You watched as they quickly ran up the stairs, the loud slam of Michael's bedroom shaking the house, "Well, there they go again"

You felt your face go pale, realizing what was going on, remembering the quick movement of Michael's hand covering his crotch after he closed the patio door. "Gross"

"Agreed," William laughed, "And here I was thinking that it would be you and Michael running off like that"

You felt your heartbeat quickly, there's no way William thought about you,,,, like that!

"Ah, sorry, I don't mean to sound like a creep" William spoke, scratching the back of his neck.

You just laughed, and the two of you were able to move on with your conversation. It wasn't until a few minutes later you could hear a repetitive thumping come from Michael's bedroom, and unfortunately, you were able to pinpoint exactly what it was. You and William exchanged glances before letting out a laugh and a simultaneous mutter of disgust.

You sighed and shook your head, letting your laughter die. "Well, I think I'm gonna head in the basement, see if I can try to chill out for a bit"

William nodded and left you with a smile, "Alright, let me know if you need anything!"

You hummed in response and walked yourself downstairs. Michael had a guest bedroom that you would always stay in, so you went to make yourself comfortable there.

Reaching your way to the room, you took advantage of a towel laying on the counter in the connected bathroom to dry your hair. You admired yourself in the mirror as you did so and watched as the water dripped down your chest.

Sudden moans seemed to catch you off guard as they seeped through the vent. You sighed, trying to ignore the sound of your best friend fucking some girl into oblivion, parts of you filling with frustration and jealousy.

You shouldn't be jealous, it's you best friend. Any why would you be jealous that Michael is getting laid when you aren't even interested in him like that?

You rolled your eyes, walked out of the bathroom, and threw yourself onto the bed. No matter how long you laid there, the moans didn't seem to get even a bit quieter, if anything they just got louder.

Parts of you filled with guilt as you felt a sudden tingle in your stomach. You knew exactly what it was, and you knew that it was wrong to be feeling this, especially when it's in regards of your best friend.

You tried to ignore it, but the feeling just grew stronger and stronger as the moans in the vent grew louder and louder. Telling yourself not to act upon it over and over again didn't seem to work, hating yourself as you sat up and stuffed a pillow in between your legs, lightly grinding your hips against it.

Your jaw fell open as you as the desperate plea of arousal was finally being helped. The way your clit brushed against your swimsuit bottoms every time you slide your hips forward on the pillow caused you to let out a whimper.

Soft breathy moans left your mouth as you slipped one of your hands up to your chest, toying with your clothed nipple. "Fuck," you muttered, "this is so wrong"

Some part of you seemed to get off on knowing that you shouldn't be masturbating to the sound of your best friend having sex, knowing that they are two floors above your head.

The guilt only grew and grew, thinking about all of the times you and Michael would hang out together as little kids. You remembered the time you were freshman when you agreed to take each other's first kiss, telling each other that it didn't mean anything and that you were just trying it out.

Now, you wished that it did mean something, because the tears in your eyes and the way your clit pressed against the pillow made you feel sorrowful. You clasped a hand over your mouth, trying to quiet the whimpers that were coming out of your mouth, desperate for attention and touch.

With what seemed like no warning -- there was a knock, but you were too busy to notice -- the door to the bedroom opened and a tall figure stood in the doorway, jaw open, body completely frozen.

You looked up and saw none other than Mr. Afton standing there wide eyed. You didn't care if he was shocked in the sense of disgust, or in the sense that you weren't yelling at him to get out.

You let out another whimper as your lip trembled, "I-I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't but please help me"

It almost seemed like that automatically came out of your mouth, the desperate mindset you had forcing you to ask for help.

"Y/n, I, Um, okay," William panicked, "just, quiet down, relax a little"

You nodded and you pulled yourself onto your knees, tugging the pillow out from under you. William saw the dark wet patch on the pillow, whispering a small curse word under his breath as he noted it as slick from your cunt.

"I'm sorry Mr. Afton, I know I shouldn't be doing this because Michael is my best friend, but they were just so loud and I couldn't help it, and I just-"

"Shh shh shh, I understand, I feel ya" William reassured. He climbed onto the bed, letting you lay on your back and prop yourself up with your elbows, "Want me to help you out dear? 's that what you need?"

"Mhm!" You whined, wiggling your hips as his had glided across your stomach to calm you down, "I need you inside me, please sir!"

William chuckled and looked down, "alright baby girl, I hear ya"

He spent no time going to unclip your bikini top just before his hands trailed down to your hips, he looked up at you and waited for you to nod before he tugged down your bikini bottoms and tossed them to the side, "So perfect for me y/n"

"Gonna put my fingers in you, 's that alright?" William asked, looking up at you for approval.

You nodded eagerly and threw your head back as he slid his fingers up and down your cunt, collecting the slick that grew on them, "Someone needs some attention, huh?"

A whimper fell from your lips as he continued to tease you, eventually slipping two fingers into your cunt, "There we go angel, just like that princess"

"Ah, Fuck!" You shouted out, "Please, feels so good inside me!"

"I bet honey," he laughed, "I bet it feels real nice"

Williams finger sild in and out of you, eventually halting knucle deep inside you to curl his fingers against your g-spot, "FUCK! WILLIAM PLEASE!"

"Shh, shh, shh, don't want Michael to hear you baby, he might wanna come and fuck you himself" William hummed.

The thought of Michael fucking you was one that was very difficult to picture, especially now that his father looks so good above you.

You gyrated your hips into William's hand, eager for more than just his fingers. Though the way you felt the pressure of your orgasm felt really nice, you wanted his dick inside of you as quick as possible.

You grabbed his wrist and he looked up at you, confused as to why you were wanting to stop him. " what's wrong baby?"

"I wanna ride you, wanna feel your cock fill me" You cried.

William smiled and let out a soft chuckle, agreeing. The two of you switched spots and you moved as fast as you could to pull his shirt off and undo his pants.

The way his cock sprung up when you let it out of its restraint caused your eyes to widen. You licked the drool off your slips, and you quickly hovered over it, forcing yourself onto it even though it was much too big.

"Hey, relax y/n," William laughed at your urgency, "gonna hurt yourself"

You let out a whimper as you slowly realigned it up with your hole, ever so slightly letting yourself inch down on it. You let out a gasp as you felt the tip of his cock tap your cervix, wincing at the slight pain on doing so.

You let yourself lay your chest on top of William's, his arms moving to wrap around you. You moved you ass up and down as you let William's cock glide in and out of you, the feeling of his dick repetitively hitting your g-spot causing you to moan into his chest.

"Feels so good inside you y/n, your cunt is so fucking perfect"

The hums you let out into William's chest showed how desperate and appreciative of William you were. You couldn't imagine 20 minutes ago you friend's dad willingly letting you bounce on his cock because you were horny.

"Fuck sweetheart, so fucking warm and tight," He groaned, "so desperate for me too" The way Williams raspy voice filled your ears made you legs twitch, waiting for that time to release.

"Please, you feel so big sir, please fuck me" You whined desperately. You stopped moving your hips, readying yourself for William.

He bent his legs so his feet where flat on the bed, and he forcefully fucked himself up into you, causing a string of curses and moans to come out of your mouth.

"'atta girl, take it just like that princess. I know how bad you want me to fill you up so be a good girl and let me fuck you, yeah?"

You whined against him, mesmerized by the way his dick hit every spot you needed it to. With each thrust you felt yourself get closer and closer, wanting to cum on William cock as soon as possible, "Please! I wanna cum, please make me cum!"

"You wanna cum baby? hmm? I'm gonna cum inside you, you think you can cum with me baby?"

You nodded quickly as you let yourself be mentally taken over, the arousal completely having control over your body, "I can! please fill me up, I'm so so fucking close!"

"Alright baby, you're squeezing my cock so much I'm 'a cum right now, fuck"

Just as you felt William fill you up your own orgasm ran through your body. Your legs shook and your breath grew shaky as you shuddered against William. The force of your own orgasm forced both of your cum to slide down William's cock, slipping out of your pussy.

"Fuck y/n, such a good girl for me, so fucking cute and desperate"

Sub William Afton Audios

Edging and Denial in Chastity...

A Very Submissive Ramblefap

Please hurry..

So Ashamed.

TW sa (sexual assault)

Why do people think joking about sa is fucking funny? Just heard my friend partner joke about being raped by his uncle (wich they don't have)

And saying so stupid shit like "my uncle so funny he caress me in my sleep"

Honestly vini if you seeing this wich ya probably don't, fuck you

Gals! ♡ vol. 1 - 10 cover art

Well, Good Morning.

Pairings: Aaron Hotchner x plus size!reader

Summary: For the first time in a long time, you had a wet dream. But, why did this one feel so real.

Warnings: SoftDom!Aaron, Husband!Aaron (a warning within itself), oral sex (fem rec.), Vaginal fingering, Somnophilia, wet dreams.

Wc: 560

a/n: I have one more fanfic after this one to post before I'm finally done transferring the rest of my criminal minds ff to this account!

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Before you had gotten with Aaron, you used to have plenty of wet dreams. It was normal for a single woman such as yourself, but none of them had felt this real, and this goddamn good. Your husband laid between your legs, his hair gripped tight between your fingers as you bucked your hips against his face. He was eating you out like a man starved, but you found yourself only being able to let out miniature noises, even though you were desperate to be louder.

When you felt your whines finally raising in pitch, you realized that you were slowly waking up, and he was actually in between your legs.

"Aaron!" You gasped, one of your arms that were laying by your head on your pillow shot out to hold onto his messy morning hair. He was laying on his stomach, his hips grinding uselessly into the mattress, but at the sound of your voice alerting him, he opened his eyes. He didn't take his mouth off of you to respond, instead, he smirked around your clit, swirling his tongue around the sensitive bud.

It was rare that you and Aaron were able to get mornings like these to yourself, and it was even rarer that you were woken up with your husband having you for breakfast. It couldn't be any earlier than eight, the sun shining through your closed blinds comfortingly.

You whimpered in discontent when he pulled off of you, replacing his tongue with his fingers, stroking your slit up and down lazily, barely even pushing into your needy hole.

"Good morning," He smirked, the lower half of his face glistening with your wetness. You almost let out almost a chuckle of disbelief. Before you could greet him back, a finger breached you, a lewd squelch following it.

"God!" You gasped, your back arching at the intrusion. "Aaron--" You pleaded, gripping the pillow which your head laid. "More, please!" You moaned. "Why should I give it to you?" He grinned. "'Because-- because you started it!" You argued, but you couldn't really form a sentence, the feeling of being filled by his big fingers being too much.

"I suppose you're right," He agreed, lowering his face down so that his lips were placed around your clit once again. You sighed in relief, especially when a second finger joined his middle. You couldn't keep yourself quiet, not when he knew your body so well. When you had first gotten together, you didn't just fuck to fuck, he spent time getting to know your body, what you liked and you didn't like, even finding places that you didn't even know made you so sensitive. He was a great lover, and one hell of a man in bed.

You felt your legs tighten around his head, your moans raising in pitch, that pesky coil in your stomach threatening to snap under his ministrations.

And finally, just as his lips gave you clit a particularly harsh suck, you came undone, your eyes shutting even though you could feel him staring holes into you, groans of his own pleasure due to the friction against his hard cock helping aid you to your end.

Your chest heaved, spit wetting your bottom lip due to you sucking it between your teeth.

"Well," You chuckled, a hazy smile on your face.

“Good morning to you too.”

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

Master list:

This is my master list of fanfics that I enjoy reading! I will continue to add to it as I read more or maybe write my own! Most of these fanfictions are of ao3 or tumblr

Rick Sanchez x Reader:

Ricky Doll by rickssugarplum: You’ve missed Rick for so long and you have a Rick Plushie to fill the void. Rick finds out.

Rest Easy by sammys_lover: You’re frightened by a storm that’s way too huge for your liking. 

Innuendos by Hoodoo:  You just needed to get some grocery shopping done. Rick turned it into a thing.

Long:

F*CKING YOUNG / PERFECT by baconprincess:  The Smith-Sanchez family meets the new neighbors. (11 Chapters, but unfinished)

Curiosity by PsychoLolita: You get swept into Rick and Morty’s lives thanks to a favor from Beth. It isn’t until you see Rick using his trusty portal gun that you decide to find out for yourself just what kind of scientist Rick Sanchez is. Along the way, you find yourself falling for Rick’s unorthodox ways and personality. Even though he seems disinterested in you, it all feels like a strange deja vu. On the other hand, Rick knows something that you don’t, and wants to keep it from you (and Morty) at all costs. Will things go completely awry, or will you settle with what the future holds? (15 Chapters, but unfinished)

Rick Sanchez x Reader (Smut):

…the line broke, the monkey got choked… by Hoodoo: You catch sight of an old guy with a Mohawk. He catches sight of you too, and makes a daring suggestion.

Heat Wave by Hoodoo: It’s too damn hot. You decide to surprise Rick in his garage with some sexy times. Maybe that’ll cool things off?

Honey, I’m Home by daddyzanchez: You knew the sound of a portal opening in your sleep, could recognise it in a crowd and it made you giddy. Rick being home after a long adventure with Morty meant that he was short on a dose of you, making him a little rougher than usual, and you loved it.

Interrupted Plans by daddyzanchez: Rick portals home briefly (despite having plans) to take care of you. 

Slow Sex or Mushy Pancakes by daddyzanchez: Rick gets pissy about having to choose between sex or mushy pancakes, so he chooses the next best: A quickie and non-mushy pancakes. 

Did You Read It In Cosmopolitan? by daddyzanchez:  Rick is away on adventures a lot, making your sex-life consist of a little too many quickies. You want slow for once - you’ll never believe what happens next!

More Than Just A Dance by daddyzanchez: Your apartment is in for a Spring cleaning, so when you are mopping the floor whilst shaking your ass to a groovy beat, Rick sees you and orders a dance for himself. 

Steampunked by Hoodoo: Rick and reader get dolled up, but sneak away from festivities for some naughty fun. 

Good Vibes by rick-frickers: Written from a request: Can you do a Rick/Reader fic incorporating a vibrator?

There’s a first time for everything by ricks-frickers: Written from a request: Please write one of your sexyass female self-inserts of Rick taking a young woman’s virginity

Provocateur by PsychoLolita:  Rick wants to spoil you on an expensive lingerie shopping trip when decides he can’t take the heat anymore, and pulls you into a dressing room stall for a little fun.

Hard Candy by PsychoLolita: You and Rick Sanchez have been flirting for months. When you pay him a visit this time, he’s working on a “special candy for Summer” that he insists you don’t touch. But how can you resist trying one when he isn’t looking? You can’t- and he’s the only one who can quench your thirst after you realize the candy was actually an aphrodisiac.

Tequila Sunrise by PsychoLolita: You’re secretly into some kinky stuff, but you’re too shy about it to bring it out on your own. Rick C137 knows exactly what to do. 

A Woman’s Place by rehpicllib: Rick’s kind of sexist. But still manages to fuck you up.

You Asked For It by Hoodoo: You make a request of Rick: can you have a night of hardcore fluffy sex? Can he do that? And then contrariwise, what about the opposite of hardcore fluff sex? Chapter 2. Requests from an ask, first chapter fluffy sex, second chapter hardcore sex (with detoxified Rick and Toxic Rick) (2 Chapters)

Up In The Air daddyzanchez: Your job as a flight attendant suddenly gets a little more exciting (and shameful) as a tall, strange man with spiky blue hair gets onboard… (4 Chapters, but unfinished) 

Extra Credit by GoldenSnowflake: As the clanking of plates and silverware gathering food filled the air, a tall, slim figure swept into the room and took the chair opposite of mine. He stared and I blinked at him, my fork in my mouth. “Who’s this?”“We’re partners for a project,” Summer muttered as if he should’ve known better, despite the fact it didn’t seem like she warned anybody that I was coming over at all.

Sext by Hoodoo: Rick got a piercing. It’s wrecked a month’s worth of havoc on his sex life, until tonight.

Hair-pulling+ by Hoodoo: A short, filthy fic about being fucked from behind by Rick, with him holding onto my ponytail. Just some nice hair pulling and dirty talk.

Mint Chocolate Chip by Hoodoo:  It’s summer and it’s too hot. Ice cream should make it better.

Erotic Advent by Hoodoo:  24 days of new sex toys for Rick/reader!

Zero G by Hoodoo: You always wanted to have sex in anti-gravity. Rick makes that happen.

Focused on masterbaiting:

Tracker by NikkiDoodle:  Rick catches you during your alone time. But how does he know what you’re up to? 

Desperate But So Far Away by daddyzanchez: Rick is not able to be reached right now which is a bummer. You have had your hand in your pants for an hour or more but your orgasm was just not happening. 

Better Than Fantasy by NamelyCranberries: Rick catches you masturbating. Lend a Hand by deliciousdeaddove:  You walk in on something interesting… 

House sitter by deliciousdeaddove:  You’re watching the Smith’s house while they’re out of town. Your mind drifts to one of the usual occupants and you become carried away. Then you’re caught. 

Caught Rick-Handed by CrazyRaynebow:  Rick walks in on Reader masturbating and well… what else is there to say?

Focused on eating out:

Originality - A New Year’s Eve Story by daddyzanchez:  How does one enter the new year with Rick Sanchez? A Slip Of The Tongue by daddyzanchez: It took a moment before you realised what you had just said but when you did, your heart dropped and it felt like a train was hitting you at maximum speed. Distractions by rick-frickers: Written from a request: reader/Rick with reader as Morty’s tutor or something and the tutor and Rick have been flirting (which Morty notices) and Rick goes under the table and goes down on tutor and she’s gotta play it cool so Morty doesn’t notice and Rick’s really into it but also wants the girl to make a lot of noise so she’ll feel embarrassed. And later the reader gets her revenge and does the same to Rick when he’s in the garage or something! 

Period:

Monthly by NikkiDoodle: You’re on your period and hate it. But that didn’t stop Rick. (3 Chapters)

Bloodhound by Jinkies_Lydia:  This story is about period sex. If that is not your thing turn around now. Takes place after season 2 episode 7, “Big Trouble in Little Sanchez”. The Reader comes onto Rick at her bloodiest time of the month after a wild ride previously with Rick after killing his other clone bodies, drenched in his own blood. 

Monthly by GoldenSnowflake: “She’ll be watching the house while we’re gone,” Beth explained pleasantly.Long limbs draped across the back of the sofa and the coffee table, Rick looked at me with the barest hint of interest. “She’s cute,” he assessed, turning back to the television. “Just make sure she stays the hell away from the garage.” A little odd or not, the Smiths paying to housesit while they’re gone is nothing less than perfect timing. Except for the fact that Mother Nature doesn’t care whose life she’s ruining. Oh, and neither does Rick.

I got umi🥰

All righty, here’s the link to this quiz that I made for fun! 

Go check it out!

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

Master list:

This is my master list of fanfics that I enjoy reading! I will continue to add to it as I read more or maybe write my own! Most of these fanfictions are of ao3 or tumblr

Rick Sanchez x Reader:

Ricky Doll by rickssugarplum: You’ve missed Rick for so long and you have a Rick Plushie to fill the void. Rick finds out.

Rest Easy by sammys_lover: You’re frightened by a storm that’s way too huge for your liking. 

Innuendos by Hoodoo:  You just needed to get some grocery shopping done. Rick turned it into a thing.

Long:

F*CKING YOUNG / PERFECT by baconprincess:  The Smith-Sanchez family meets the new neighbors. (11 Chapters, but unfinished)

Curiosity by PsychoLolita: You get swept into Rick and Morty’s lives thanks to a favor from Beth. It isn’t until you see Rick using his trusty portal gun that you decide to find out for yourself just what kind of scientist Rick Sanchez is. Along the way, you find yourself falling for Rick’s unorthodox ways and personality. Even though he seems disinterested in you, it all feels like a strange deja vu. On the other hand, Rick knows something that you don’t, and wants to keep it from you (and Morty) at all costs. Will things go completely awry, or will you settle with what the future holds? (15 Chapters, but unfinished)

Rick Sanchez x Reader (Smut):

…the line broke, the monkey got choked… by Hoodoo: You catch sight of an old guy with a Mohawk. He catches sight of you too, and makes a daring suggestion.

Heat Wave by Hoodoo: It’s too damn hot. You decide to surprise Rick in his garage with some sexy times. Maybe that’ll cool things off?

Honey, I’m Home by daddyzanchez: You knew the sound of a portal opening in your sleep, could recognise it in a crowd and it made you giddy. Rick being home after a long adventure with Morty meant that he was short on a dose of you, making him a little rougher than usual, and you loved it.

Interrupted Plans by daddyzanchez: Rick portals home briefly (despite having plans) to take care of you. 

Slow Sex or Mushy Pancakes by daddyzanchez: Rick gets pissy about having to choose between sex or mushy pancakes, so he chooses the next best: A quickie and non-mushy pancakes. 

Did You Read It In Cosmopolitan? by daddyzanchez:  Rick is away on adventures a lot, making your sex-life consist of a little too many quickies. You want slow for once - you’ll never believe what happens next!

More Than Just A Dance by daddyzanchez: Your apartment is in for a Spring cleaning, so when you are mopping the floor whilst shaking your ass to a groovy beat, Rick sees you and orders a dance for himself. 

Steampunked by Hoodoo: Rick and reader get dolled up, but sneak away from festivities for some naughty fun. 

Good Vibes by rick-frickers: Written from a request: Can you do a Rick/Reader fic incorporating a vibrator?

There’s a first time for everything by ricks-frickers: Written from a request: Please write one of your sexyass female self-inserts of Rick taking a young woman’s virginity

Provocateur by PsychoLolita:  Rick wants to spoil you on an expensive lingerie shopping trip when decides he can’t take the heat anymore, and pulls you into a dressing room stall for a little fun.

Hard Candy by PsychoLolita: You and Rick Sanchez have been flirting for months. When you pay him a visit this time, he’s working on a “special candy for Summer” that he insists you don’t touch. But how can you resist trying one when he isn’t looking? You can’t- and he’s the only one who can quench your thirst after you realize the candy was actually an aphrodisiac.

Tequila Sunrise by PsychoLolita: You’re secretly into some kinky stuff, but you’re too shy about it to bring it out on your own. Rick C137 knows exactly what to do. 

A Woman’s Place by rehpicllib: Rick’s kind of sexist. But still manages to fuck you up.

You Asked For It by Hoodoo: You make a request of Rick: can you have a night of hardcore fluffy sex? Can he do that? And then contrariwise, what about the opposite of hardcore fluff sex? Chapter 2. Requests from an ask, first chapter fluffy sex, second chapter hardcore sex (with detoxified Rick and Toxic Rick) (2 Chapters)

Up In The Air daddyzanchez: Your job as a flight attendant suddenly gets a little more exciting (and shameful) as a tall, strange man with spiky blue hair gets onboard… (4 Chapters, but unfinished) 

Extra Credit by GoldenSnowflake: As the clanking of plates and silverware gathering food filled the air, a tall, slim figure swept into the room and took the chair opposite of mine. He stared and I blinked at him, my fork in my mouth. “Who’s this?”“We’re partners for a project,” Summer muttered as if he should’ve known better, despite the fact it didn’t seem like she warned anybody that I was coming over at all.

Sext by Hoodoo: Rick got a piercing. It’s wrecked a month’s worth of havoc on his sex life, until tonight.

Hair-pulling+ by Hoodoo: A short, filthy fic about being fucked from behind by Rick, with him holding onto my ponytail. Just some nice hair pulling and dirty talk.

Mint Chocolate Chip by Hoodoo:  It’s summer and it’s too hot. Ice cream should make it better.

Erotic Advent by Hoodoo:  24 days of new sex toys for Rick/reader!

Zero G by Hoodoo: You always wanted to have sex in anti-gravity. Rick makes that happen.

Focused on masterbaiting:

Tracker by NikkiDoodle:  Rick catches you during your alone time. But how does he know what you’re up to? 

Desperate But So Far Away by daddyzanchez: Rick is not able to be reached right now which is a bummer. You have had your hand in your pants for an hour or more but your orgasm was just not happening. 

Better Than Fantasy by NamelyCranberries: Rick catches you masturbating. Lend a Hand by deliciousdeaddove:  You walk in on something interesting… 

House sitter by deliciousdeaddove:  You’re watching the Smith’s house while they’re out of town. Your mind drifts to one of the usual occupants and you become carried away. Then you’re caught. 

Caught Rick-Handed by CrazyRaynebow:  Rick walks in on Reader masturbating and well… what else is there to say?

Focused on eating out:

Originality - A New Year’s Eve Story by daddyzanchez:  How does one enter the new year with Rick Sanchez? A Slip Of The Tongue by daddyzanchez: It took a moment before you realised what you had just said but when you did, your heart dropped and it felt like a train was hitting you at maximum speed. Distractions by rick-frickers: Written from a request: reader/Rick with reader as Morty’s tutor or something and the tutor and Rick have been flirting (which Morty notices) and Rick goes under the table and goes down on tutor and she’s gotta play it cool so Morty doesn’t notice and Rick’s really into it but also wants the girl to make a lot of noise so she’ll feel embarrassed. And later the reader gets her revenge and does the same to Rick when he’s in the garage or something! 

Period:

Monthly by NikkiDoodle: You’re on your period and hate it. But that didn’t stop Rick. (3 Chapters)

Bloodhound by Jinkies_Lydia:  This story is about period sex. If that is not your thing turn around now. Takes place after season 2 episode 7, “Big Trouble in Little Sanchez”. The Reader comes onto Rick at her bloodiest time of the month after a wild ride previously with Rick after killing his other clone bodies, drenched in his own blood. 

Monthly by GoldenSnowflake: “She’ll be watching the house while we’re gone,” Beth explained pleasantly.Long limbs draped across the back of the sofa and the coffee table, Rick looked at me with the barest hint of interest. “She’s cute,” he assessed, turning back to the television. “Just make sure she stays the hell away from the garage.” A little odd or not, the Smiths paying to housesit while they’re gone is nothing less than perfect timing. Except for the fact that Mother Nature doesn’t care whose life she’s ruining. Oh, and neither does Rick.