Stealth With Irony

The Warriors Task Force

The WTF is an elite team that helps and protects the Pacific side of the world. They are the ones who are doing most of the rescue missions. Mostly about Trafficking. Knowing the numbers of how many drugs or innocent people have been kidnapped and being shipped off to somewhere.

Captain Kanoa Toa is the one who made this Task Force and is in charge. The reason why he called the “Warriors Task Force”, is not only because it’s the meaning of his last name. But to show the world that the Island Pacific is being protected by the bravest and the strongest soldiers around.

The WTF has mostly been recruited by many Polynesians. Samoan, Maori, Tongan, Fijian, Hawaiians- MANY. There are some Americans too.

Kanoa and his Task Force was also strictly under the direct order of General Aelan Kalani. The most trusted and respected woman that Kanoa had known for a LONG time.

The WTF has FOUR main members that started this Task Force. Here are the people that is famously known for:

Captain Kanoa Toa (The Leader) First Sergeant Tiala “Shark” Toa (2nd-in-Command) Sergeant Nigel “Squirrel” Harrison (Sniping/VIP Protection) Sergeant Agnes “Blast” Falagi (Demolition Expert)

These are the four first members of the Warrior Task Force.

They even have a Combat Medic to join them in the field.

Aelan Kalani (Combat Medical Expert)

These Task Force are very known for rescuing hostages, stopping human and drug trafficking. Between the Pacific and Asia. From both land and seas. 

They will get these things done FAST since that’s how the Marines are, right? Get it done. Get it fast. For their patch. This will be very hard for me to explain of how it looks like. But I was thinking of their weapon called the "Nifo Oti". Meaning "Sharp Tooth" in Samoan. Also knows as the "Samoan Fire Knife". This is what it looks like:

THAT'S the weapon. So for the patch. I was thinking of having TWO of these and put it in a X form in the back and in the front will be the spear in the middle. The color will be red, blue and white. Representing for Kanoa, Tiala and Agnes's Island home. American Samoa.

That's all for now but I might come back here and update it sooner or later. So I hope you guys like this team!

Soap: *Sneezes*

Oswald: *On coms, flying past Soap in a F15* Bless you

Soap: *Yelling back towards Oz* Thanks Bonnie!

Later:

Oswald: *Sneezes*

Soap: *Rolls past Oz in a tank* Bless you!

Oswald: Why, tank you

Oswald Sketches

Theres a lot of just random doodles I make of her

Mana: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Smokes: Not if they consent to it

Dice: Depends on who you're stabbing

Oswald: It's not if it's an accident

Laswell: YES???

Hula

Oswald: K, the first step is-

Soap: Pshhh, I've seen enough movies to know the basics. Watch, Bonnie! *Akwardly rotates hips*

Gaz: I don't think hula's supposed to look like that, Soap

Soap: *Scoffs* What do ye know 'bout hula?

Gaz: Enough to know what's idiotic

Oswald: *Clasps hands* Alright, Alright. We're not thrusting the air, Soap. *Bends knees to demonstrate* Bend your knees. Each bend rotates the hips, guiding the sway

Gaz: *Bends knees and sways* Like this?

Oswald: Yep. Just keep swaying like that

Soap: Ye show off *Purposely bumps Gaz with his hips*

Gaz: You wanna fight, Soap? *Bumps Soap back*

Soap: YOU'RE ON!

Soap and Gaz: *Having a fight using their hips*

Oswald: *Sighs* I give up...

Ghost: *Yells from outside the room* Looks like you're in a Hula-of trouble, Oz

Oswald: *Groans*

Trust exercises

Price: I called you all in here today to discuss the meaning of being a team. We, we are a team. But in order to function as a team, we must all learn trust

Soap: Aye, I cannae agree more. Like when ye ask yer team if they touched yer lunch and they donnae say anthing-

Gaz: Oh let it go, Soap!

Soap: AYE, WHEN YE BE HONEST KYLE!

Price: *Smacks their heads* And this is why we need to do this exercise *Mumbles* Mostly because Kate won't get of my case...

Price: *Grabs Ghost* Since Soap and Gaz needs time to cool down, you're first, Si. Tell the team how you feel about them, and be honest. This will help let all the bottled emotions out

Ghost: *Inhales* First off, you're mohawk looks dumb Johnny. And the fact that you spend every night and morning in the communal showers trying to fix it, just makes it look dumber. And Kyle? Hanging off a heli while shooting people upside down isn't a way to introduce yourself. It was a fun story the first few times, but now it makes you look pathetic. Also, it was me who stole your lunch Soap, not Kyle. You just wouldn't stop bothering me the day before and I just snapped. Kyle just so happened to be by your lunch that day

Soap:

Gaz:

Price: *Claps* Good job, Simon. See? Wasn't so hard now, was it?

Soap: You think my mohawk is dumb...?

The cold tundra

During the Tundra mission:

Soap: Looks like we're paired together *Nudges Oswald playfully*

Oswald: ...

Soap: Ye okay, Bonnie? *Looks down to better see Oz's face*

Oswald: *Completely shaking with clattering teeth*

Soap: HA! Ye can't handle the cold, Oz?

Oswald: *Between chattered teeth* It's below freezing! I grew up in 24/7, 90⁰ heat! Give me a break you cold hearted Scott!

Soap: *Wheezes*

Can I just say the ending of BSD season 5 was one of Dazai's dumbest moments?

!!Heavy BSD spoilers btw!!

Obviously a helicopter crash can kill the average human, especially when they're stabbed in the gut and can't leave. But this is Fyodor we're talking about. He's definitely not a normal human being. This season alone he proved he can escape death, as seen in Dazais death trap. So why would Dazai expect Fyodor to be dead by just a simple plane crash and stab to the gut with the only evidence of his demise being a torn arm?

My points:

Nikolai possibly saving Fyodor last minute: Nikolai was right there. The guy who not only allianced himself with Fyodor, but also has teleportation abilities. Who's to say that while the plane crashed, Nikolai hadn't used his ability to save Fyodor? Mentally challenged caracters like Nikolai, who dreams about killing a friend/rival, usually dont really wanna kill their rival. They have a change of heart at the last minute and try hard to keep said rival alive. I'm sure Nikolai has that same mentality.

Chuuya's disguise: Lets be honest, there's no way Fyodor was convinced about Chuuya being a vampire with just some contact lenses and fake teeth. I'm sure he had some sort of plan before entering the helicopter. What if that pause before he entered the door wasnt just him thinking about Dazai's "death" but also how its too easy, or maybe he knew this would happen so he made some sort of precaution plan before hand.

Sigma: Remember how Sigma touched Fyodor? Well we still dont know Fyodor's true ability and it's lazy writing to just kill a big antagonist without giving all the lore. What if Sigma either had an ability he didnt know about or Fyodors secret ability was to transfer himself/pieces of himself to others. We still know little about Sigma, and he's just as mysterious as Fyodor. Thats why I think Dazai choosing Sigma as an option wasn't just to free/give Sigma a better life, but maybe Dazai knew more about Sigmas purpose.

Fyodor having no dead body shown: At the end, all we have is an arm and deadly scene to go off of. If I were Dazai, I'd definitely use Chuuya to check Fyodors remains. Like, dude said "aight theres an arm, so he's dead. Lets go Chuuya!" Im scenarios like this, it mostly implies that Fyodor isnt dead and would likely have some big reveal later on.

Dead or not, it would prob take us 5 years till the next season drops. The anime is caught up to the manga, so we gotta wait till enough chapters release for the animation to start back up. Anyways love BSD either way and can't wait to see the future of the series.

A trip to Hawai'i -Continued

[Sandball Fight]

Soap: *Hiding behind a makeshift sandwall with Gaz* Listen, L.T! We don't have to do this!

Ghost: *Hiding behind a makeshift trench, opposite of Soap* You fired first, Johnny. There's no turning back. This. Is. War

Oswald: Sandballs are ready, Lieutenant!

Ghost: Good. On my go, we fire the first round. Ready?

Oswald: *Nods* Ready, L.T

Ghost: FIRE

Oswald and Ghost: *Fires a bunch of sandballs, plummeting Soap and Gaz*

Gaz: SOAP! IVE BEEN HIT

Soap: *Acting like he's on coms while holding Gaz* PRICE! MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!

Price: *Yelling from the shade* Leave the Sarg and counterfire!

Gaz: Wait what-?

Soap: *Drops Gaz and starts firing from his end*

Soap: *Gets hit* Oof! I've been hit!

Ghost: Its over Soap! Surrender and give up

Soap: NEVER L.T! There's only one thing left to do...

Gaz: No! Soap you can't-!

Soap: *Runs into no mans land, firing Sandballs*

Ghost: What an idi-

Soap: *Tackles Ghost* GOT YOU L.T

Price: *Yelling from shade* DRAG HIM TO THE WATER, JOHNNY!

Soap and Ghost: *Wrestling to the ocean and falls in*

Price, Oswald, and Gaz: *Cheering them on*

Laswell: *Looking up from her book* Animal's...

Typical interaction between Graves and Oswald:

Graves: *Plates mashed potatoes instead of rice*

Oswald: Frickin Haole

Graves: *Walks into the teams Barracks with shoes*

Oswald: Frickin Haole

Graves: Oh man, I would like to have me a Pokee bowl and Masoobi

Oswald: Frickin Haole

Graves: *Takes pictures of literally everything*

Oswald: Frickin Haole

Graves: *breathes*

Oswald: Frickin Haole

Graves: