Gee I Sure Hope No Glitter Demons Throws Glitter In My Eyes Today

Do you remember

i actually dont give a shit if hamas did everything and worse that israel accuses them of it still doesn't justify killing 30000 random civilians

idea: feral mathematician

@ask-baby-dwight​

( @ask-baby-dwight )

"Do you take mercy as a back up plan?" ;v;

The Doctor laughed, Dwight’s pleas never failed to amuse him... always sounding ridiculous. But this time he decided to toy with him a bit, a voice cutting through Dwight’s head, “[Mercy is barely at the top of my list Mr. Fairfield! But let me hear it, convince me why I should give you mercy.]”

@ask-baby-dwight

LISTEN I KNOW IM A HOT SINGLE DILF BUT GOOD GOD I AM NOT LOOKING FOR HOT SINGLE MILFS IN MY AREA

"Here's your pizza, that will be 500 bloodpoints or maybe a hatch-pass?"

@ask-baby-dwight

Hm,

I don’t remember ordering anything... hell I didn’t even know you could order anything in the fog... Thank you!

Unfortunately it won’t save you from death.

@ask-baby-dwight

I LOVE HOW YOU TRY TO AVOID THE QUESTION AND ANSWER IT AT THE SAME TIME! ALSO ABOUT THE ELECTRICITY.... NO, YOUR SCREAMS ARE AMUSING!

‘’You know, there is nothing new. Errr… I’m a little busy right now, the chests won’t loot themselves, let’s talk some other time? And could you stop electrocuting me? That’s annoying.’’

@zip-zap-stop-and-ask-me

Tell me your deepest darkest secret :)

puts you in gay baby jail™ and eats the key

YOU CAN’T KEEP ME IN “GAY BABY JAIL” FOREVER ANON, I’VE ESCAPED ONCE I CAN ESCAPE AGAIN!