Symon Holl | We need to put our economy and the recession at the forefront, especially in the wake of this insane fucking trade war between Arcasia and United Contana.
Malta - Serving? Serving what? Serving cunt? (prophetic first impression) weird costumes, weird visuals, controversy, 15/10. mwah (diva not down. screaming.)
Georgia - the dancers did not stutter. the song spoke normally. pretty visuals tho
France - "I despise the French" sister michael, derry girls
Denmark - it's a song that you hear on the radio when you're waiting at the post office
Eurovision semifinals liveblogging
Australia - appropriately insane, approved
Montenegro - very artsy which is not what I expect from a Eurovision song
Ireland - praise Laika, approved
Latvia - I see the vision but not the eurovision
Armenia - I feel like I'm watching an Imagine Dragons video (derogatory)
bts of Suzerain posting, I am foaming at the mouth to make a Symon Holl finance bro aesthetic grid
>in Zille
>Smolak straight up shit talking me to my face
>pokerface.png
>someone screams For The King
>oh they like me here
>that's good
>wait
>that's good right
>right?????
Ewald Alphonso and Tarquin Soll exchanging pleasantries at FC Anrica's championship game
Anton Rayne: *stay silent*
@importantcatpics
AND ANOTHER THING
the relationship options in this game are quite literally written word for word like:
1. I love you my beautiful queen you are so right
2. I love you my beautiful queen but politics is complicated
3. I hate you stfu go kys
and r/suzerain will still be like grrahh why she divorce me reee
this is the least complicated part of this game you just have to try your absolute lightest to not be a wife hater it's that simple
imma go touch grass
if I'm getting off the elevator and the door opens and you're standing RIGHT THERE in the middle of the fucking door 3 mm away from me
assume I will walk into you
gtfo of my way
i'm glad the ancient tradition of hating eurovision juries is still followed
wtf you dumbasses
K | she/her | 20s | I'm my own biggest fan | ao3: zirrah | random obsessions: Suzerain | Severance | Fox Mulder | Mass Effect
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