What If Nikto Dakimakura

Nikto who likes to just...switch positions sometimes. A simple tap to get your attention, sometimes he just doesn't want to break the quiet. So you'll tilt your head at him, peacefully laying on your stomach and beginning to crawl up. Hovering over you.

He's not going to force you to, but if you lower yourself to his stomach. Letting his thighs go around your chest and hum gently to him he'll run his scarred hands through your hair. Brushing strays from your face and patting it down so he can cup your face unobscured.

He's far too tall to bend down to kiss you without breaking his back so he shifts himself a little further down the bed. Legs wrapped around your waist and squeezing tightly when he presses his mask to your cheek. Up the tip of your nose, to your forehead before he retires his mind for the night. Resting his head right next to yours.

ok maybe i was being dramatic, the elevators would have been fine

i think that was one more near death experience added to the collection (there was an earthquake and i was in an elevator)

crying ue ue ue ue ue 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

bro i wish i had a nikto who could help me brush my hair

Nikto checking their home security camera, in the living room. His wife is doing yoga. But only in her pullover sweater and underwear. Make it it even worse.

He’s got the BIGGEST hard-on! While on the cargo plane

Ahaha!! I can picture this too tho

He's literally staring at you as you do your yoga so calmly. Fuck, you're in a downward dog? And he gets to see your full ass from the camera's view? The way your underwear just get a little stuck makes him fucking hard, it makes your ass look big as hell.

And he's just there, watching his phone while everyone else prepped to jump from the plane. Nikto couldn't care less, getting to see your pretty bum all in the air, exposed legs moving slowly to adjust positions. Fuck, his pants were so tight on his groin 😩

Then he has to go through the whole mission with a boner, thinking of nothing but you as he risks his life for his job. Ah, but at least the money is going into getting you a new yoga membership :)

@fishsinsareacknowledged @zoloftwithdrawalnausea @frogcereal29 @puracatt @latinoid @xoxunhinged @simping4konig

want to make a nikto acrylic standee for the con but the last possible day to submit file is today, i am so cooked

they told me they like me. what now 💀

having a crush on someone makes me want to take a step back and reconnect with nature man, please pray for me during this hard time

Nikto who used to hate people touching him even accidentally on his sides. The skin there untouched even by his tormenter. Back scarred and heavy while his waist and chest's sides remain untouched. Scars building up on his arms and hands.

Nikto who pauses for a moment when you accidentally graze his sides. Apologizing for your actions before he pulls you into private and tells you to do it again.

"Just do that again, moya lyubov'."

"hm? Like this?", it was odd. Utterly confusing how quick the man slept when you petted him. Insomniac for the better half of the year you dated until you figured out he liked gentle touch. Nothing overwhelming until he called for it.

"Lower, sides", and he was weighing you into the bed. A soft sigh escaping his lips while you petted the sides of his hips. His body going still as you scratched gently, eliciting a purr from the cat-like man. Heavy bastard <3.

who else is up and has no friends and no lovers and no life and no purpose

Id say you'd have dashing teeth

i have horrible teeth actually, currently in braces :3 but i will have dashing teeth 🙏

(i forgot to draw the brackets)

If nikto was a shape what shape would he be

Scalene triangle bc no side is equal