The Book Of Bill Is So Fucking Unserious First Of All Ford Has TWO Gay Lovers One Of Whom Is A Sentient

the book of bill is so fucking unserious first of all ford has TWO gay lovers one of whom is a sentient interdimensional triangle and the other is a man who LEFT HIS WIFE AND CHILD to go fuck his old college roommate who chose said sentient interdimensional triangle over him. AND THEN ford gets all pissy when his human situationship spends christmas with his family instead of him and his triangle bf/his MUSE for some gay ass fucking reason mysteriously disappears and then FINALLY he absolutely fucking FUMBLES fiddleford and breaks up with bill who loses his mind and begs ford to come back by writing on post it notes like a fucking SIMP until ford is SUCKED INTO A PORTAL after seeing his con man brother for the first time in decades and bill spends the next thirty years yearning after a fucking nerd while plotting world domination. THEN out of pure post breakup rage (albeit 30 years later) he starts the apocalypse and tries to murder two twelve year olds but instead ends up getting killed himself. then he begins planning his revenge while in the grave and is eventually sent to MULTIVERSE VILLAIN SPACE THERAPY. am i getting this right.