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Atsushi: Akutagawa! I got you some chocolates! I thought you would like them.
Akutagawa: I don’t want chocolates from you! *throws them in the river*
Atsushi: I could have had them!
Akutagawa: *looking at the chocolates then back at him*
Atsushi: You did want those, didn’t you?
Akutagawa: *nods*
Atsushi: Got any resolutions Akutagawa?
Akutagawa: Yes, two. Finally kill you and get Dazai to notice me.
Atsushi: ….Mine was to be able to pay rent on time and eat more chazuke…
Atsushi: Dazai said he wants you to take me out.
Akutagawa: With pleasure. How would you like to die, weretiger?
Atsushi: On a date, you murderous asshole!
Lucy: Give it up. I have Tiger kitty’s heart.
Akutagawa: You may have his heart but I have the weretiger’s leg.
Atsushi: Oh come on! Again?!
Atsushi: Why did you cut my leg off!?
Akutagawa: Because you made me mad!
Atsushi: All I said was “Do you want ramen tonight?” And then you cut my leg off!
Akutagawa: I don’t want ramen I want pork buns!
Atsushi: Then tell me like a damn human being not some damn rabid animal! This is why you don’t have any friends!
Akutagawa: Have you thought about not being such a crybaby, weretiger?
Atsushi: Have you thought about not looking like an E-boy with a subscription to Victorian Hot Topic?
Chuuya: Alright Akutagawa. I’m going to teach you about dating.
Akutagawa: I’m not dating the weretiger!
Chuuya: Not with that attitude.
Chuuya: I just want to be held and loved.
Akutagawa: Didn’t you just punch Dazai after he hugged you?
Chuuya: I said I wanted to be loved, not assaulted.
