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im reading the christmas carol at school and Marley and Scrooge are definitely boyfriends.
i miss chuuya i wish atsushi hallucinated about him instead
Also in a totally silly joking way totally not serious: if we did ever do that thing we definitely won’t do because we can’t I would love to play ocean
saw a post anout doing an illegal rtc and like. i know it was probably a joke and i know we definitely should not but . what if we did. got a little group together and just had some fun reading our silly little musical
Oh mi gauwsh…for the first time Prussia is calm
THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY TAKE A PICTURE /j
Anyways a drew the silly man with his fugly bird
I wanna eat it ALSO HE DOESNT HAVE EYE SHADOW I JUST DREW HIM THAT WAY GRR
The first victims I MEAN MALE SUBSCRIBERS, have been tricked into subscribing. Let's go (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Girls on my yt channel:🎀🥰☺️🩷💐💅🏻❤️✨
Can ONE guy pls subscribe, I find this so amusing
@spextronaut
eat him out wednesday or whatever. i've stopped keeping track
While it's true that drugs aren't never the answer, they definitely aren't always the answer.
Get a load of this guy...
What if Starlo was called Starhi
what if his penis was called starlenis
Here's a little story for you silly buggers:
It starts with this guy and myself. We'd been friends for what, a year and a half? We organised to meet up a few times. It started with cuddles. Fucking score. Then it progressed to getting drunk. And then to making out... (okay maybe not in that order) But when I tell you, this fucker could NOT kiss for the life of him. It probably didn't help that we were shitfaced out of our minds. I was doing all the work, and holy shit! This guy just laid there, like a limp zombie. The only time I managed to get a moan outta him was when I pulled his goddamn oily hair. It was miserable man. Regardless..
One time, after watching Brokeback Mountain and drinking half our weight in cupboard booze, we were both so drunk we could barely walk to the bathroom without leaning on each other. He looked in the mirror and we both realised the massive purple hickey on his neck. Whatdafaq. It's alright though cause I covered it up well with a bit of concealer and powder. Phew, all in the clear, right?
Oh. My. Fucking. God!!!!!
This fucker goes home, takes a nice, hot, steamy shower, and has dinner with his family and forgets to put on more concealer.
THIS FUCKER!! His mum points at his neck and is like "haha, you are gay". HIS GRANDPARENTS WERE THERE. AND HIS OLDER BROTHER. AND HIS DAD. AND HES CHINESE. UGHHHHG!!!!
My love life is miserable. The end!
Haircut Update: I got kicked out
