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jump making bkdk stickers on february 14th meanwhile saying they are rivals... I seriously dont know if i should laugh or cry

We know what they are Sony...

heres the link for this...

Its just hilarious... Someone pls check all the comments and quotes lmao

My name is Olive Specter. I am 88 years old. My house is located in the northeast part of Strangetown, where the local cemetery is located, and I am a widow.I am now on the tenth stage of my Slacker career and I come home no later than 2 AM every day. I smoke and sometimes drink.I’m in bed by 2 AM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually fall asleep without any problems until I am fully energized(bruh) . Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I had to step over someone’s corpse to achieve my goal, I would do so. 

That last bit caught me off good not gonna lie.

Writing for a MadaTobi Week entry and only realized that I have stuck 6 grown people into a normal sized car just now when I was thinking about writing a little scene in there auwusjhfiuzwhfskjehwfkj

Head PLS stahp—or better yet—please start working

Shisui teaching Madara how to drive

Shisui: Okay, you're driving and Hashirama and Tobirama walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Madara: Definitely Tobirama, I wouldn't hurt Hashirama.

Shisui: ...

Shisui: The breaks, Madara, you hit the breaks.

My 1st Hashirama ever :>

Just a quick sketch to try out the colouring brushes in procreate, though, so anatomy and stuff may be wonky and the colouring is messy af but it’s alright

Please click for better resolution

tobirama: i’m 50% murder, 80% gay and 70% a hero

madara: that’s 200%

tobirama: i’m twice the man you’ll ever be

T: “You will be acquiring the Tailed Beasts for a price.” H: “Not for free?” T: “Shut up!”

this is so funny imagine how fucked up youd need to be for obito to call you unstable

Have Thome Yows =P

*wheezing*

round tom and triangular jerry on their way to help the shadowhunters with their bullshit:

Hobie from Take Care Of My Heart is the best Hobie

I am going to live and die ungracefully. I am going to trip and fall through my life and then bellyflop into my casket. I will then have my casket be sent through a wipeout course. Adam Sandler will be tnere

When you meet Gerard Way

The end of chapter 5 got everybody feeling like

Visual representation(s) of the word/concept: nom-nom-nom (verb)

I love this clip so much. Lassie just knows. Immediately what Shawn is about to do. It’s like when a dog has something in its mouth and is tryna sneak past u w it but it’s so obvious. Or when u have to tell a cat not to push a vase off the counter top

It really is true

Where is the lie?

Soukoku as iconic Twilight scenes

because at this point it's the same thing

[ID: They’re in the glasshouse. Dazai is looking to the left with a serious expression. He asks “Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?”. Chuuya has his eyes closed and his head turned away from Dazai. He says “Yeah. Um… I had an adrenaline rush. It’s very common. You can google it.”. End ID]

[ID: Chuuya in a state of corruption. He says in bold font "This is what I am”. Dazai is looking up with a smile on his face, fascinated. He says "You’re beautiful”. End ID]

[ID: Chuuya is angry. He says in bold “I’m designed to kill”. Dazai is standing there with no expression. He says "I don’t care”. Chuuya retorts "I’ve killed people before”. In picture below Dazai is smiling with his eyes closed. He says “It doesn’t matter”. End ID]

[ID: Chuuya is standing behind Dazai. He looks mad but Dazai is smiling. Dazai says: “I know what you are”. Chuuya responds "Say it… Out Loud. Say it” with the last part in bold. In picture below Chuuya is still behind Dazai. He has a serious expression and Dazai is smiling in a cheeky way. Dazai says in bold “Vampire”. End ID]

[ID: Dazai is lying in his bed with his eyes closed. He says “About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Chuuya was a vampire”. In picture below he’s sitting on his bed with his eyes still closed. He says "Second, there was a part of him – and I didn’t know how dominant that part may be – that thirsted for my blood”. In the last picture Dazai is standing next to the window. Outside Chuuya is standing with his motorcycle. Dazai says in bold "And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.” End ID]

shut up

I don’t know what’s better, the code ment reference or the fact that the domestic girlfriend op was playing in the background.

if i ever stop making fun of Yosuke Hanamura in this scene please just assume im ded

akira tells mishima about the metaverse (and ryuji’s there)

beginning of joke

“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”