Men Writing Women - Blog Posts

I have so many questions.

Does the author think boobs are like testicles, and they get all wrinkly and drawn in if it’s cold? Is sperm stored in the boob?

Do Madeline’s nipples also get droopy, like sad puppy dog eyes?

Speaking of puppies, can she wag her titties when she’s happy?

Does she have sad day bras and happy day bras? Did she throw out all her push-up bras and buy a Patton Oswalt album to listen to before a hot date?

Why are men?

I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage

me: *gets depressed*

my breasts:

have anyone ever noticed the difference between a woman writing a man and a man writing a woman, women authors write men as beautiful complex human beings, they mostly follow the troubled stereotype, but they make it so complex and deep, they can find a way to write about a monster but do it in such a beautiful way that you end up enamored by their character, but men write women as simple beings who are over emotional, dumb, weak and tiny and always conventionally attractive who thinks their average, god forgives, you make an actual average woman, who doesn’t have to be different from everyone else, shes just a woman, just like all other women, doesn’t have to be too much of a bullied nerd, or “annoying” girl just a woman but still is her own person and still feels complex things and has flaws and isnt always the best person but isnt always a bad person and still is a fully developed character, like no woman is 100% a perfect nice kind girl, women get angry, women feel rage, women aren’t perfect but thats beautiful