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The Worst Person You Know Is Gay!

-modern au where Merridew pulls the gay card to shield from attempts at cancellation

-Ralph both stands with the angry mobs and with his cancelled husband

Scraping together enough coherence to over share abt my lotf au where Ralph finds a voice in either

A: a wise, serious older brother figure

or

B: a wise-cracking and numbskull peer

either way, both options are completely horrified at Ralph’s past and kind’ve beat chalance back into him

“Hm. That’s- not normal.”

or

“Ha! What The FuckTM.”

and it makes him like so angry because yeah. That wasn’t right, that wasn’t fair or justified or just ‘stir craziness’- that was fucking insane. and it wasn’t his fault. more than that, it was someone’s fault- it wasn’t a blameless, natural disaster or some sort’ve drunken mistake. it was cruel and it was unnecessary and it wasn’t his fault.

i connect my interests with yarn and nails like a maniac Charlie fucking Kelly, obviously-

y. you don’t believe me?

Ralph is Ethan Winters abt 7 decades later and I WILL NOT BE SILENCED. DO U NEED ME TO WALK THROUGH THE STRINGS BC BY HEAVEN AND GOD I WILL

rule 63 lotf is cool bc sm sm sm sm social commentary. like the original alr had something to say abt gender and how the boys were molded by the war and their older male role models and how those ppl are involved in that war, but the ‘going animial’ must be so different from a female perspective, both bc of time period but also just the way the way girls care for each other interpersonally

like the boys shove out mean names and throw fucking rocks at each other, and maybe it’s meaner than usual but it’s still in the realm of normalcy

but could you imagine the betrayal Ralph feels with a Jack she could hug and fuss about and lean into without feeling deeply guilty abt it? A Jack she could be softer with, and a group she thought she could trust to foster community and care for one another- all that softness just to be hit with the same inevitable level of cruelty as canon?

Gah. Crushing.

point 5 of a like on this post and I’ll break down why jalph is sasunaru

also i take no critics abt this i am a pagan of truth. source: trust me bro

the choir boys being the army and also madlads of the story is so funny bc like yeah band kids r chronic and yeah, ykw yeah, this checks out

doesn’t make it any less funny post island

“yeah those assholes hunted me down and tried to kill me”

“… those ones? doesn’t Merridew make passive aggressive comments to the teacher so he can tell on people without ac telling?”

“… yes. that’s- sigh- that’s yeah.”

love the casualness of post island jalph bc the history is so loaded and it just sits on the tail end of every pause of every conversations, like an old timely chaperone making sure nothing unseemly is afoot as two suitors court, and it’s so easy too

yeah, Ralph’s breath hitches when Merridew moves too fast or too suddenly, and his eyes get kind’ve buzzy when they enter the mess hall and Jack’s loaned a knife to cut up his breakfast, but they throw back airy insults like none of it even happened

sure, Ralph’s tone seems slightly sharper than strictly warranted, and Jack’s responding smugness reads more sadistic than good natured, but they still talk

They still hang out and sit where the other does and walks where the other’s going, so they must be close.

post island ralph ilyyyyyyyyyy bc he’s repressed as all hell and then some

nope don’t look at the shadows that

raise ur hackles from ur peripherals or those dreams of fiery, finicky orange and strokes of deep, dripping red

Also! Ur Homo!

For… for the guy ur desperately trying to pretend isn’t stalking your subconscious/neg

so much fear and pain and hatred and exhaustion and pessimism, yeah get this man a box to scream in and five thousand beers pls

lord of the flies my fucking goat

Ik it’s obvious but they’re such dicks like they all dog pile on piggy for Fat. and the only nice fucker here is Simon, who’s described as Queer.

these r boys they’re all ragtag and assholes and lwk stupid asf but like they have the potential not be they just choose to be

All this to say, pls stop writing ralph as an angel or a little ball of sweetness or even as smart as piggy he’s just the same as the others, the only difference is that he can control his whims enough to value survival- he’s not all that exceptional

love jalph bc they completely bypassed the mandatory age minimum of mid thirties for toxic old man yaoi to commence and just skipped straight to the making eachother worse and war crimes at the prepubescent age of twelve

fear and hunger can also work as the name of a 2000s highschool comedy. that could be the angsty version of Mean Girls if they committed to the body shaming toxicity of their time and gave Cady anorexia just saying

look at this asshole i bet he thinks he’s just a mindless sliver in the magnetic whirlwind we call life

I bet he doesn’t even believe in human significance

I bet u he’s a pessimistic, listless, apathetic slug

Make Haste! and fetch me the salt to throw over my shoulder and onto this grease stain- he’s harshing the universal truth that love is bc love be

Light Yagami au where he’s an internet drudge and the deathnote book is just one of his many violent fantasies he rambles abt online

Not now mother, I have a little yet hearty blog to run

Kuroko to me is what a magic genie is to a hopelessly broken individual who clasps the situation by their teeth, makes two wishes to fulfill their life goals, of which may include traveling world wide or petting a lion without getting mauled, before utilizing that last wish to die painlessly, peacefully, and completely without effort or thought

I’m insane about him… yeah? Grass is green- just listen to what im saying tho

Kuroko Headcanons

• He leaves u for a man

everyday im shuffling except the following beat is just the chorus of

What Does The Fox Say

stipulation

only if ur music taste is phenomenal

He’s a man of some standards pls

tsukishima is emotional freak nasty enough to jack it to his crushes playlist and then get so cripplingly ashamed he bullies them out’ve his life

He’s a real yearner

And his being born

In the 2000s was a nerf

masters in cunt culinary and can report 5 stars across the board- the judges r eating up my divalicous dishes and pussy popping pasta

I could be writing a novel

I could do something smart with my words

im goimg through my check later playlist and idk what to say its just i was trying to see what ship i know this could fit but was stuck bc no selfship is this flavor of tender. like old people. and then i was like GASp. sangihun

YES!!!!! ur very correct i love u anon

Also this is easily hiel x denki slow burn style

this u

holy peak Ty for putting me on this IS me asf

being alive is so invigorating I fucking love being here wtf I can walk outside and see the sky and even if the view is shit or I feel like shit so the view doesn’t really matter bc i couldn’t give a damn then, I can just turn around and try again the next day

That’s so crazy yall I can just try and look at it tomorrow and if I do that enough I’ll find beauty in it one day or again or later or as it comes like wtf wtf wtf this is so awesome

And it’s like well ok I live near the shits. this sucks

Ig I’ll go inside and just create at home and make something I want to look at, or I can go on like fucking Pinterest, or YouTube and watch a community of people talk about my interests, or talk abt their feelings- omg hey those r my feelings too!! or a really sick animation, or discover a new band or single or album or playlist or like

Learn a hobby, not like do a hobby, but like watch someone else teach me something with no pressure to ac do it that’s so sick wtf

Or watch the history of a hobby, or ykw sure an autobiography while im at it, or How It’s Made bc that show never got old we need to talk abt it more guys

I can rewatch my fav show like all the time and when I overindulge and it tastes like shit I can just try again later and go on yt and watch full length movies for free (shameless paprika plug) like holy cow this is so like rock and roll dawgs

I’m not even good at art yall it’s just rewarding and I can just do that like all the time and if I don’t have willpower I watch other people do it isn’t that crazy banana pants chat

cunts fluttering is kind’ve beautiful

You are a brilliant butterfly yeah I agree

Flutter as u please queen love u

Ugh

She’s so cool

Love that Ho

all I do is internet scrapbook posters on sketchio instead of literally anything else

I have commitments guys Save Me

love always prevails but the enemy is our asshole tendencies and problematic behavior

Ik we’re so so so bad for eachother narratively and actively regress the others character development but I look at u softly in the glowy minutes of early morning alr

Listen to Naruto

He knew what was up

kenma and I have a special bond derived from

Spend The Night With Kenma ASMR from YUZUYA and its everlasting im afraid

tsukishima has a tumblr account and so does yamaguchi and they do have unknowing fandom discourse abt it

Gender called, it’s for u Akashi yeah (how’d you know?) Stop Ballhogging All Of Them

You overindulge- share some with the fucking class

I can’t stand this cunt and his alpha pheromones

Stop scenting ur teammates and kiss me queer boy

halo feeds me selfship lore as bedtime stories we have never been so up. clutching onto u with my claws

Light Yagami x Eren Yeager…. hm I feel strongly abt this

don’t know which direction tho I’ll keep yall posted