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depraevity.

                        ❛    it’s  hard  to  take  you  seriously  after  seeing  you  ride  around  on  that  thing—-    even  harder  to  continue  to  find  you  attractive.    ❜      //      @heiritor

           ❛     WHY DOES IT BOTHER YOU PEOPLE SO MUCH ?   ah, seriously annoying            am i chasing you around on it ?  is it physically paining you in any way to see someone having fun ?      ❜

leigheasaim.

        “Don’t be a garden variety hoe. You’re not my elder - I’m ACTUALLY seventy-two, just my growth’s stunted. So really YOU’RE the one not treating your elders with respect. I honestly just can’t believe the disrespect from kids today. Think you’re so entitled to everything. Jobs? Money? Decent education? What a bunch of freeloading whiners.”

          ❛     WOW...  IS THIS HOW KIDS are nowadays ?  i’m speechless.  where are your parents ?  do they know that you go around saying these sorts of things ?     ❜    

vitiicsus.

           Don’t test me. I’m sure I could talk to someone and make that happen. What will you do if that thing blows up when you ride it, huh?

     ❛    IF IT BLOWS UP THEN  it’d be my problem and not yours.  i don’t see why you’re involving yourself in other people’s matters and going as far as to make threats.   ❜

deiforme.

@heiritor​ im so crap at starters but i finally gave in bc ily

      ❝ —- how pathetic. just watching you like this is enough to make me cringe. ❞  this guy must really be the epitome of whipped. james scoffs, low and grimly mocking, ❝ —- if you keep gawking like that, you’re gonna fall flat on your face. ❞

      ❛    GAWKING LIKE TH           hey !  who’s gawking ?  wow…  a person can’t even look at anyone for more than a second without being accused.   ❜    to be caught red-handed by a simple onlooker.   how embarrassing.   it’s not like it was an arbitrary decision.  there wasn’t any further sanction required when it came to his own employees,  he decides;   if he wished to observe his own employee in the field then he would.  purely in a professional manner,  of course.     ❛    she works for me.  even if i was looking at her,  it would be to see how efficient she was in her field.   ❜   liar.

vitiicsus.

@heiritor

          … What the hell are you hiding on? Is that a scooter? Why? You have legs.

       ❛    IT’S A SEGWAY.   WHY             ?    is it a crime to have fun ?    ❜  

leigheasaim.

“Blind people AREN’T dumb. It’s not our fault we aren’t expecting… motorized little shits. And you can’t threaten me, or I’ll tell my nan on you. Bully.”

         ❛    BLIND PEO              oh.     ❜     he falters,  his resolve breaking and guilt concocting in the pits of his stomach.  his response is cursory,  however,  and his rejoinder a valid one.      ❛   hey !  is being blind an excuse for being rude to your elders ?   ❜

badlnck.

she  was  going  to  punch  him.     there  wasn’t  a  reason    —    he  just  had  a  very  punch-able  face    …    and  the  snobby  aura  gave  her  another  reason  why  she  wanted  to  hit  him  in  his     pretty  fucking  face.    so  she  did.

@heiritor

         ❛    ARE YOU OKAY              ?    you look as though you’ve ate something sour.      ❜    for a transitory moment,  he thought that glacial glour was directed towards him,  but,  he doesn’t have any remembrance of doing something that could cause such an irate reaction.

suburden.

he  was  sure  that  would  be    FOOL  PROOF    usually  the  whole  over  dramatic  and  poetic  thing  worked     —     maybe  he  can  show  him  his  rock  collection?     he  did  have  one  that  looked  like  a  heart.         ‘     if  ya’  want  flowers    …      i  can   —-    uh    …     get  you  some  weeds  from  my  backyard  ?     ‘

         ❛    HMMM              I GUESS I CAN’T  be too picky with people with less money.   what’s that saying now ?  ahhh yeah…          it’s the thought that counts.    ❜     he’s anticipating a punchline to finish it off,    a frolicsome look suffused within the crevices of his countenance.   in the mean time,  he’ll play along with giving as GOOD as he’s getting.

suburden.

‘     we  could  jump  the  statelines     —–     i’ll  pick  you  up  at  midnight.     ‘

@heiritor ,     heartlines   —    broods

          ❛    LOOK AT HIM  making my heart flutter.   you better bring flowers or i’ll be mad !      ❜

ALL DAY SINNIN ALL NIGHT SINNIN

HOE UR ASS BOUTTA GET A ONE WAY TICKET TO BLOCK CITY!!!

bloomingrebel.

      “Excuse me, Segway boy, you’re in the middle of the sidewalk.” 

        ❛    HEY, AM I THAT BIG ?   do i take up the entire sidewalk ?     ❜  

nightscaped.

“ Aren’t you meant to be rich or whatever—? ” A pause as he scrutinises; you’d think someone had spat in his mouth! “ The fu— ah, what are you wearing? ” Turtlenecks. Ugh.

starter / @heiritor

           ❛    IT’S IN FASHION.     ❜    his aversion to what he seems to consider as a derisive tone is lain on the table patently,  offence seeping through his features despite his assaying to keep it at bay.    ❛   then,  what am i supposed to wear ?  what you’re wearing ?  i suppose,  i do have clothes i wore to that funeral one time...     ❜   

leigheasaim.

                “You could take someone’s foot out with that. Then you’d have to roll them on into the hospital, and how ridiculous would you feel? Or would you be a hit and run? Hooligans, honestly…”

                     ( + @heiritor )

❛   WHO’D BE DUMB ENOUGH  to stand in the way ?   why should i have to feel ridiculous ?   it’s not like i’d run anyone over deliberately,  though i have to admit...  i’m tempted to do so right now.    ❜    

nevermorx.

@HEIRITOR REQUESTED A STARTER.

❛ I’m here.   Where the hell are you and your segway riding ass?   I swear if you come riding up on one,  I’ll knock you over and leave you on the ground. ❜

❛    THEN,  DON’T TURN AROUND.   if you knock me over,  i’ll sue you.      ❜    he’s there,  with his segway riding ass. 

dreamled.

“ You’re really in charge of all that stuff? Whoa…you must be, like, super smart!”

starter / @heiritor

❛   RIGHT ?  it does get tiresome after a bit,  especially when it gets in the way of me wanting to relax            hey,  do you wanna see something cool ?     ❜   and that’s his phone already out of the confines of his pocket.

mortsque.

                 ❛           you’re  like  a  fish  flopping  on  dry  land…  joke,  amuse  me.  i  want  to  laugh!          ❜     @heiritor

          ❛     AMUSE YOU ?   why should i ?   do i look like a clown to you ?       ❜    

pushes him off his segway

              ❛    WHY           ?!   what’s wrong with you ?!    ❜    

cruents.

                   ❛           customer  is  always  right  died,  huh    —          ❜    digits   reach   into   tight   pockets,   pulling   out   a   well   saved   huawei      —–  he’s   not   going   to   say   he   got   it   from  apk’s   website   since  it   wasn’t   available   for   his   phone   in   the  actual   store.  a   click.          ❛           the  screen’s  all  black  but  it  vibrates  to  touch.  honestly   …         ❜        

       ❛      I SUPPOSE THERE ARE TIMES  WHEN the customer can be wrong…      ❜    now,  for instance.  he chooses not to voice the rest,  instead,  a fleeting  &  concise gaze falls onto his phone.  posed words cause both brows to draw upwards,  a look that can’t be squeezed into any labelled jar but incredulity.  he takes the device into the silken milk-white of his own palm,  convinced that any underlying issues with viruses were ones that were festering beforehand.  he also seems to have a nettle of pride scratching him from the inside out,  preventing him from having belief of the fault being his own.   

        A SCOFF SOUNDS FROM HONEY-SWOLLEN  lips, the scrutiny,  consummated after what could have been considered as perpetual.  the impediment itself was due to an auto-generated spam e-mail,  that the other,  unwittingly had opened at some point.     ❛    wow           you’ve been opening all sorts of emails…   it’s no surprise that your phone’s got a virus.  take it to the shop you bought it from,  they’ll be able to fix it.      ❜

cruents.

                    ❛           your  video  game  gave  my  phone  a  virus.  i  want  a  refund.         ❜                 //  @heiritor / sc.

        ❛      MY VIDEO GAME              gosh,  these people don’t even have any software downloaded to protect their devices against viruses and they’re quick to pin the blame on others...  alright.  let’s say it is my video game,  show me and we’ll see what kind of virus it is.    ❜