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Kid: Papa, why did you decide to choose mama as your wife?
The father, a former knight: Well, my child, I married your mother because she is a witch.
Kid: ... What?
Father: I have married your mother because she's a witch. To be more precise, your mother is a dark witch. When she was younger, your mother was feared throughout the land for how powerful her magic was. In fact, people still fear her, your mother is wanted in about fifteen kingdoms for using black magic, causing plagues and cursing people.
Kid: ... You are serious?
Father: Of course I'm serious! Despite the wanted notices and the history of murders that your mother caused, marrying a witch was the best decision of my life.
Kid: No, I mean... I didn't know mama was a witch, but now that you say it, it makes sense... And why was marrying a witch the best decision you ever made?
Father: Think about it, marrying the person the entire country fears, the person who if you spoiled her and asked nicely would curse anyone you wanted. And on top of that, she's one of the best cooks you'll ever meet. The advantages outweigh the disadvantages! My wife is the most intelligent woman who ever walked these lands, the most beautiful of the muses and the most powerful person among humans.
Kid: Yeah, you are right, marrying mama was the best decision you could have made.