We Got Steampunk, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, And Daft Punk

no <3

"Does the frog recognize me as an equal?"

im gonna ice-your-spice

(threatening)

I am Totally Normal about this woman

spoiler, im not

I said what I said

yes very

one time I almost started crying during school because I found out crabs have 10 legs

that’s too many damn legs

how tf did people first figure out how to make pastries like it’s such an exact science like what did they just throw a bunch of shit in a bowl and hope it worked?? How many tries did it take to get it right???

Friend 1: my brother has a poster of him

Friend 2: Dream???

Friend 1: no, Bin Laden

Okay so I shed like a dog and my hair is, like, everywhere but something that I didn’t realize about that until now is that I will accidentally crochet some of my hair that has fallen out into my crochet projects and it’s kind of just stuck there. Like I don’t want to redo that whole section so I kind of just try to pull it out but sometimes it doesn’t work… so I just have hair in my crochet projects.

Disclaimer, I keep all of my projects, so no I’m not giving people stuff with my hair in it lol

you know the drill

I used google translate for the italian part, sorry if it's an incorrect translation

"this is humiliating"

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