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Hey ! I have a headcanon but I can't write it , could you do it for me, pretty please ? 😇

It's Billy's birthday, Bella give him a present and tell him that Esme help her. He frowns but open it anyway and it's... a realistic painting of Ephraim and the first pack. Because the Cullen have met them and could talk about them to the current Quileute and he realise that only now.

Thank you💖 This is a great headcanon! I'm sorry I spent some time thinking about how to write it. Here it is. 

"Have they really gone?” Billy asked as Bella pushed him into the house.

"Yes. Except for me and Edward." Bella looked around the room. Jacob was nowhere to be seen.

"He went to the grocery store," Billy said to her.

"Emmett and Rosalie got enrolled at a university in Europe. Alice and Jasper went to South America. Carlisle had found a job in Vermont and he got there last week. Esme stayed a few days longer for her project, and she got on a plane this morning to Vermont."

"I have to say, this is the best birthday present ever." 

"After everything… everything that had happened here, they felt that the sooner they left the better. Carlisle said the fewer people we stay here, the less impact we would make on the tribe"

"Hum. It's a pity he didn't realize it earlier." Billy said bitterly.

He remembered feeling the chills running down his back when the vampire doctor called. How he wished that those vampires did not exist, that the vampires did not put his children's lives in danger over and over again. He could finally relax. They were gone and will never return.

"I thought I’ll see you later at Charlie's. What brought you here?" Billy habitually went into the kitchen to offer Bella the fried fish that had just been cooked. Just as he was about to fetch the fish, he realized that he had forgotten that she was a vampire now, with sculptural pale figure, weird eyes and pungent smell like the mix of shampoo and cream.

He went back to the living room and looked at Bella sitting on the sofa. He was still not sure if it was still ‘the Bella’ who ran around while he and Charlie were fishing, who beat little Jacob to tears with the mud, who would roll down the van window and greet him warmly when they met.

But still, once Billy thought that she would leave like the rest of the Cullens one day, he felt his heart aches.

"Esme asked me to bring you something."

"Again. We don't take charity, or any 'compensate of penance'."

"It's not money. Wait for me, will you?" Bella went out at human speed and returned with a large, delicate rectangular package.

Billy frowned and didn't reach out to take it. He refused to accept anything from the vampires. The woman's smell was still lingered on it.

Esme. 

Billy wondered. He didn't know the vampire doctor's wife and tries to avoid the Cullens whenever he goes to town to run errands. In his vague impression, Esme was a strange person. When he met her once in the supermarket, she caught him in the eye, smiled at him, and quickly grabbed her bags and left the store. And Jacob and Seth like the sandwiches she made.

No matter what, she's the leader’s wife. She's a vampire. Small acts of kindness could never make up for the harm they caused because they were not supposed to disturb their lives at the first place.

"Please? We made this together, me and Esme." 

Billy gave up, took it, and unwrapped the package.

To his surprise, it was a portrait, as real as a photo, painted three members of the pack whose names were written at the bottom, Ephraim Black, Levi Uley, and Quill Atoeara II.

"This is..."

"She painted the 1930s shape-shifters as she remembered them."

Billy stared at the three young men in the picture. He had never known what Ephraim looked like in his youth. Ephraim's few remaining photographs, taken in his later years, were kept in the Black’s family album. It had been so long since Billy had looked through the album that Ephraim's face had blurred in his memory. As far as he could remember, his grandfather always had white hair, wrinkles on his forehead, and a scar near his brow.

Carefully, Billy ran his finger over the scar on Ephraim's left brow on the portrait.

"Well. I'm glad that the vampires are gone and we’re finally in peace again." Billy put the portrait down and leaned it against the wall.

"Seven o 'clock at Charlie's. Don't forget. There’s a cake for you." Bella tried to hide her disappointment when Billy didn't talk about the portrait as if it did not exist.

"Did he make the cake or did he buy it?"

"Will you eat it if he made it?" Bella teased.

"Hell no." Billy laughed. He felt like his Bella was back.

"Tell her. Esme. Tell her I said thanks." Billy said to Bella as she walked out of the house.

Rosella Fic Recs (Rosalie/Bella)

Completed

So I Hope You See (That I Would Love To Love You) - Olivia_Janae (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: What it comes down to is that it doesn’t matter. She will never tell anyone, least of all this stupid human. It doesn’t matter if her soul feels healed when she is around, the pain she has lived with for so many years suddenly releasing its grip on her lungs and letting her breathe. She refuses to allow this to be true, and so she’ll ignore it. She will not give in to this. Even if Edward is wrong about his mate bond with Bella… even if she knows this for a fact. Rosalie will not give in. She will just turn away… and try not to feel.

Submergence - alligatorblood (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: Rosalie volunteers for an experimental trial that miraculously erases traumatic memories. Everything goes well until it doesn’t.

Vocalise - pantheradraconis (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: “From calm and serene to I want to rip you to shreds. Sometimes getting to the part where you can say I love you is a pain in the arse.”-review from ChesireMonkey. Alice saw a vision involving Rose and Bella. How will it affect everyone around them?

Make Me Feel Human - gaysonly666 (ao3) [One-Shot] Summary: Edward Cullen decides that he can’t be around Bella after their first encounter in Biology. He strikes a deal with Rosalie, and the two of them swap Biology periods. Bella is surprised to find Rosalie sitting where Edward ought to be. But, that doesn’t mean she’s particularly mad about it. Rosalie, on the other hand, has some warming up to do.

Humans Are Just Like That - alligatorblood (ao3) [One-Shot] Summary: Rosalie takes one look at Bella Swan and goes “hmm I like that.”

Love Is a Guess That Deepens - islandofme (ao3) [One-Shot] Summary: “Are - are you an angel?” The angel stopped her advance, tilting her head to the right. And then she laughed. The sound shimmered in the air like windchimes. “Nothing so lovely as that, I’m afraid.” aka five times bella guesses what rosalie is & one time she gets it right twice-over

Election - iateyourheart (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: The race for Senior Class President brings the long standing rivalry between Bella Swan and Rosalie Hale to new and interesting levels. AH AU 

And So the Lamb Became the Wolf - UntitledAlsoUnknown (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: Bella was left by Edward in New Moon. Her friendship with Jacob results in an accident that pulls her into Sam’s pack. When the Cullens return, Bella imprints on an unexpected member of the family. Rosella all the way. Emmett and Rosalie aren’t mates.

Where Men And Angels Fall - CloudAuditoreFair (ffnet) [Collection of One-Shots] Summary: Rosalie might be an Ice Queen, but Bella isn’t afraid of the cold. A collection of oneshots for Rosalie and Bella ruffling each other’s feathers, because who does it better?

She Makes The Grass Grow - former-burning-example (ffnet) [One-Shot] Summary: Ghost AU. Most people aren’t haunted. At least, not like this.

Every Second of Every Hour - xPaigeTurnerx (ffnet) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: "Do you know what love is? Love is decimation. Love is knowing someone so well that you know exactly how to cut down to their core, what buttons to push and where to prod to drag up their vulnerability. Knowing just how to thoroughly and completely destroy a person… and then not. Of course I’m scared of love. You’d be a damn fool not to be.”

Bluets - Former-Burning-Example (ffnet) [One-Shot] Summary: Human AU. After Edward leaves Forks, Bella falls into a friendship with the Hale twins. Kind of.

The Strength of the Sunlight - Former-Burning-Example (ffnet) [One-Shot] Summary: Bella moves to Washington. Her new friends are weird.

The Universe Owes Me One - xPaigeTurnerx (ffnet) [One-Shot] Summary: “Tell me, Bella, do you believe in reincarnation? The concept of soulmates? I didn’t. I believed the universe to be a cold, callous machine that churned out random cruelty, apathetic to the lives it ruined, the lives it took. I believed this for a very long time, and while I never made my peace with it, I came to understand it. As it was, as a fact… and then I met you.”

Forget You - ehemond (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: Bella didn’t want to be at her birthday party in the first place, but the Cullens insisted and now she’s here. She doesn’t know who these strangers are, crowding around her and talking about vampires? She really hopes she’s not about to become someone’s dinner. But that blonde goddess is really pretty and also really strong. She might be okay with being her’s…

A Rose By Any Other Name… - T_E_Reynolds (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: Twilight canon-divergence fic. Bella moves to Forks but is Rosalie’s singer instead of Edward’s. I’d never given much thought to how I would die- But dying in the place of someone I loved seemed like a good way to go. I stared without breathing across the long room at the hunter, and she smiled pleasantly back at me. Surely is was a good way to die, in place of someone else- Noble even. That had to count for something. I knew that if I’d never come to Forks, I wouldn’t be facing death now. But, terrified as I was, I couldn’t bring myself to regret it. Every decision I’d made, every moment spent in this magical place had been worth it. I took a deep breath and steadied myself as the hunter crouched, her fangs out, preparing to spring….

Colors Burst - BooksandMoons4ever (ao3) [One-Shot] Summary: (Established Rosella) Valentine’s Day One-Shot. What shenanigans can these two get into on the day of love?

Unfinished/Part of an Unfinished Series

When Monsters Meet - Greye (ao3) Summary: When a group of poachers destroys a wolf family in the forest around Forks, Chief Swan thought he was rescuing a wolf pup from a slow, lonely death.  What he got instead was the ultimate gift he could receive: a family. In which Bella is Faoladh.

A Bank Of Violets - MollyMauler (ao3) Summary: Bella’s gay and Rosalie is single. A twilight rewrite. DISCLAIMER: the first few chapters will read more like an edit of the original text until the plot diverges and I begin to add in new scenes. More plot divergence=more new content.(Not relationship-centric)

Lay Me Gently - bells_n_roses (ao3) Summary: In a world where the first words your soulmate says to you are printed on your wrist, Bella arrives in Forks with a very distinctive phrase to look out for. Rosalie’s, unfortunately, matches.

Solitude - IncompleteWithoutLife (ffnet) Summary: “Whosoever is delighted by solitude is either a wild beast or a god.” - Aristotle 

Broken Silence - XxUndisclosedDesiresxX (ffnet) Summary: Silence is golden. 

Just The Girl - UntitledAlsoUnknown (ao3) Summary: Bella Swan is coasting by in this life. She just wants to graduate high school without anyone paying too much attention to her. Moving to Forks and quietly finishing high school is a part of the plan. What isn’t part of the plan is a beautiful blonde vampire with an apparent soft spot for a certain brunette. 

Errant Hearts and Moonlit Mistakes - CloudAuditoreFair (ffnet) Summary: Bella Swan might be a vampire of many years, but she just seems like an insufferable dork to Rosalie. One that won’t go away, and maybe that’s forever. 

Wishing Upon A Black Star - CloudAuditoreFair (ffnet) Summary: Bella’s very existence destroys Rosalie’s equilibrium, and it doesn’t seem like she can escape. Trust her, she’s tried. So maybe now all she can do is give way to gravity. 

Sing Me To Sleep - WellThisIsSomething (ao3)

Summary: Rosalie Hale had stubbornly refused to acknowledge the presence of her newfound human mate ever since she arrived to Forks. It wasn’t until Edward uncharacteristically blurted out; “She’s going to do it tonight,” that made her halt and realize that even though she wanted nothing more but to be human again, not everyone shared her sentiments.

"C'est moi qui dit quand ça pique !"

Je crois que c'est ma réplique préférée de la série ! 😂

Kaamelott, Livre II, Mater dixit

Finally watching POSE after several years wanting to and it's A-Ma-Zing ! Haven't finished the first season yet but it has everything : spotlight, strass, tears and good music !

Exactement 😭

Dédicace à toutes les personnes qui ont pris peur parce qu'ils ont crus que Venec était couvert de sang dans le trailer mais que c'était du jus de dattes, on est ensemble les amis on est ensemble

Nous sachons, nous sachons.

le saviez-tu??? je suis amoureuse d'alexandre astier

Twilight headcanon : Soulmate AU , your scars appear also on your soulmate's body if they are deep enough. After James attacl, Rosalie has a bite bark on her wrist.

Please someone write this, I can't get it out of my head 😭

Je suis dévastée.

Dame Maggie Smith

1934-2024

Anyone else with chronic pain ever get really absorbed in a project and dissociate from your body while you're working but then you finish and you come back to your body and you're just like AAAAAAAHHH! WHAT'S WRONG?? oh yeah. The horrors. Never mind