Pearl :D

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a gay man in possession of dark hair, must be in want of a fair-haired partner.

The fact that i went

Shit that’s me it’s calling out

Then

Wait no I’m a lesbian I don’t have a type in guys

/neutral

Nature really went “what if >:( was a fish?”

I love you fish

I love long showers, I love forehead kisses, I love groceries

Btw if anyone else wants to write this and gift it to me I’m Trashpanda8376 on ao3 I would love to read it

So I had an idea for a fic but I’m not really a writer sooooo….

Basically Johnlock cannon adjacent they both already have feelings but are trying to get over them by agreeing to a blind date but it ends up being with each other and awkward offers to leave or just eat as friends but eventually John pulls his head out of his ass and realized that Sherlock going on a blind date means his whole “married to my work” thing is bullshit and either they start dating or have a friends with befits (and lots of feelings) that turns into dating bc I’m a sucker for that

Someone write this or let me know if it already exists because I think it would cure all the chemical imbalances in my brain

🌙

transparent under cut:

Cots

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

It’s crazy to me that people read Sherlock Holmes’ obsession with Irene Adler as romantic when it is so clearly the same kind of obsession that gay men have for Lady Gaga

Can y’all please spare my sanity

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

Can I eat your art style

pearlescent moon