you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this
what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?
John and Mal Chapter 1, page 9- What IS her deal???
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“In fact, I love that fawn, cutting roses in your garden— which is why I’ve earned your wrath. If you could see him, the others would never find you. “Scrape me some honey from your hive,” he said. “I’ll have mine from your tongue.” I replied. Then he bristled and said to me, sullen: “And sin before the living God?” “The sin’s on me,” I answered, “my lord.”
— -Samuel ibn Naghrillah, also known as Samuel HaNagid or Samuel the Prince (993 CE - 1056?)
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