While Watching Last Week’s Episode Of M&M I Was Drawing Jammer Going Super Saiyan, Because The Visual

I feel ill.

At the behest of my friends I’ve started playing Danganronpa in the YOL 2024

I really like this character, I sure hope nothing bad happens to him at *checks notes* despair school :)

First art fight attack of the year for @spookyvillle! Inspired by Bubbline in the episode “What Was Missing”, of course.

Idk how people do so many of these, I’m so slooooow 😩

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.

GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)

John and Mal, chapter 1, pages 1-3: The joys of dorm move-in day... (next)

I'm gonna start sharing my gay little comic here! The entire first chapter is complete and I am currently working on the second. I am not fast, so I will probably only post a page per week, but I decided to post the first three pages together to give people a little more of an appetizer.

Bon appetite!

This iced coffee is making me feel like High School Musical. I’m soaring, I’m flying, there’s not a star in heaven that I can’t reach, etc.

I can’t believe goth cats is what it took to break my art block. I have not been this motivated to work on anything since I finished my capstone.

Maybe I’ll make a zine?

Hot tip: if you find yourself constantly reaching for your phone during movies or lectures or anything where you’re just sitting and listening for a while, pick up a stim toy instead. I often find that when I do, it totally quenches any desire to Play Phone Games or Scroll. My hands literally just need something to do while I listen.

My personal favorites are those snakes of interlocking triangles and the stretchy noodle creatures.

drew over something i wrote for a class and liked :] sorry the cars are lowkey ugly, its because I fucking hate cars and cant be bothered to learn what they look like beyond ominous hunks of metal

edit: transcript of the poem by itself under the cut

6 Tips for Crossing the Road

Look both ways

The road is for cars. 

Make sure to look for them before crossing. Even when you have the right of way, cars have a lot of safety features and you have none. 

Use designated crosswalks 

The road is for cars. 

So is the crosswalk but, under brief and temporary conditions, you can use it too! Never jaywalk, never walk in the road, just hope there is a clear and functional sidewalk. 

Cross at the light

The road is for cars. 

There are rules and signs for them, but that can only go so far. Walk quickly and hold your breath and hope that the light doesn't turn. Make eye contact with drivers as their cars teem with potential energy, rumbling with disdain at the inconvenience of your crossing. Try to ignore the cloud of exhaust that you are in and they are above. 

Leash your pets

The road is for cars. 

Obviously. 

To you, it may be natural to sacrifice so much space to them but to your dog, it is not. His instinct is to explore freely. You must curb it. Modern US car models have such high hoods that the average child, let alone dog, is obscured. Even on the sidewalk, hold the leash tight because the sidewalk (if you are so blessed) is next to the street and the threat still looms.

Look out for road kill

The road is for cars. 

And no one was there to leash the deer. 

Or the raccoon. 

Or the cat. 

Did you know that the most reliable sample method for wildlife in an area is looking at the roadkill? 

Remember these tips

The road is for cars. 

Cars are everywhere. In the city. In the suburbs. In the country. In the woods (the US Forest Service manages more roads than the entire Ministry of Transit in China.) Cars are everywhere because there are roads to bring them there, which is great if you are a car and want to get from place to place fast without worrying about the in-between. 

Unfortunately, you are not a car. 

You are an animal. 

You are in-between. 

So remember to look both ways. 

John and Mal, Chapter 1, page 12- It's maybe gonna be a problem...

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