"There You Are, You Sexy Beast" - 1/4

"How long are your toes?"-5/22

"Here's Jacob with his 10 kids."

"Geez, Maria, take some plan B." -2/20/25

"so if you have a sledgehammer in your closet then it's acceptable"-11/28

"If I was bit on the peen by a snake, would you suck out the poison?" -3/14

"Scary Nudes" -1/28/25

*weird motions regarding a banana and a lack of speech due to him eating said banana*

"Cuz, she wants you, Gonna tell Paul she's cheating on you." - 2/14/25

"If I get AIDS we both get AIDS." - 1/12

*To the tune of Wellermen* "There once was a man who touched my peen

the name of the man was Billy or Gene" - 5/16

"Grady's talking about his coochie being itchy" -3/14

"Sarah was my first sugar mommy, Sarah's my sugar mommy and I love her." - 9/15