"Here's Jacob With His 10 Kids."

"Are you gonna be able to produce the next generation in 39 years?" -11/19

"yk that boulder in Indiana Jones? That's me!" - 5/15

"If you put {your phones} together, they might have baby phones" - 2/26/25

"Im a stripper, Im a hot stripper, I mean look at me?" - 8/17

"do you have Mommy milkers?"

"I have big mommy milkers"

"I have more nip than anything"-2/2

"you cant stick a cucumber up there"-12/13

"Bicycle's are a consumer good, but you don't eat them. " - 1/9

"I gotta take my tampon out, I don't need a butt plug right now" - 2/9

"You put your mouth all over that" -4/21

"I look like a Dorito in with shorts on," -2/17