"Pull It Out"

Unhinged quotes from my highschool's production of Adams Family with little to no context:

"I'm not gay I'm just freaky" -ensemble member

"I'm so gay for Lucas" -same ensemble member like a minute later

"I know we are all yappers at heart" - stage manager

"dont agitate the grog" -assistant stage manager when stage manager almost spilled the caffeine drink

"it adds to the flavor" - manager when she found a hair in the drink pot

"it's almost furry time :(" my stage manager's notes

"I don't like to be mean" -my director

"get it grandma!" -someone backstage

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I can't seem to be productive today. There's nothing I can show you that'd be worth your time, so here's this instead.

"Robert Frost is my hall pass" -10/17

"There you are, you sexy beast" - 1/4

"I wanna beat you with a banana" -12/13

"Who jerks off at the gym? Couldn't be me?" -8/23

"It looks like your doing an experiment on kids on oxygen." - 8/23

"You're one of those people who laughs at a funeral" - 1/27/25

"Machu Picchu not Pikachu" - 9/30