"You Keep Concerning Me, Grandson, Because You're So Frivolous In A Speedo! " -2/26

"How are you gonna have kids, you cant even look up from your phone long enough to have sex"- 11/19

"2008? So you weren't even a twinkle in you're father's eye?" -9/10

"ok but have you ever met someone from Maryland? I don't think it's real!" - 8/22

"*coughs*"

"You vapin?"

"yeah?"

"Quit." - 2/13/25

"I'm not gonna give you 5 bucks to get with my sister bro" -10/24

"do you have Mommy milkers?"

"I have big mommy milkers"

"I have more nip than anything"-2/2

"Did you just grab his tit?"

"You're a furry,"

"Hell yeah I am!"-4/6

"Not on, not two, not three, not four, but a whole hand {up his ass}" - 9/6

"You put your mouth all over that" -4/21

"She aint no girl if she won't put it in your cock"- 9/19