"You're Either Pregnant Or Not Pregnant, There's No Inbetween" - 8/23

*weird motions regarding a banana and a lack of speech due to him eating said banana*

"Cuz, she wants you, Gonna tell Paul she's cheating on you." - 2/14/25

"She aint no girl if she won't put it in your cock"- 9/19

"That's what happens when you lose a lot of money at one time, you get a little flustered" - 1/27/25

"Here's Jacob with his 10 kids."

"Geez, Maria, take some plan B." -2/20/25

*To the tune of Wellermen* "There once was a man who touched my peen

the name of the man was Billy or Gene" - 5/16

"Aesthetic Jews" - 12/8

"Oh fuck me! National Fuck Me Day!" - 8/18

"My gums feel weird..."-10/8

"If you put {your phones} together, they might have baby phones" - 2/26/25

"I wish he was gay" - 1/20