✨Where The Fuck✨

So, just finished the Penumbra Podcast episode 18

AND OH MY FUCK I WILL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR PRIVATE EYE, JUNO STEEL.

Another very dumb TMA AU/fic prompt.

I’ve seen fics where Elias’s next planned body is Tim and I just had the thought that if this was the case then Elias would need to set up paper trial and everything saying Tim’s the next head of the institute.

So what if Elias accidentally gets knocked into a coma or something (to busy plotting his next evil speech in his head and falls down the stairs or something dumb like that) and he’s out of it so they check to see whose in charge next…and it’s TIM.

No one knows why, Sasha, Jon and Martin are going out of their mind because Tim? He picks Tim? What? Why?

Tim also very confused but just decides to roll with it.

This leads to either A) Tim finding out about all the fears and everything and archive crew stopping everything from happening and saving the day or

B) Tim doesn’t find out but somehow still manages to stop everything! Just through sheer dumb luck, weird business choices (most of which are part of his scheme to set Martin and Jon up so he can win the betting pool) ect.

Just no one finding out about any of fears but still stopping all of them.

The Lukases can’t interfere because Tim is so social he scares them.

Once Elias wakes up he sees hundreds of years of planning fucked up by Tim.

Elias: HOW COULD YOU NOT STOP HIM??

Peter: HE JUST KEPT TALKING ABOUT KAYAKING! RETREAT WAS THE ONLY OPTION.

every day is a gamble with murdoc, it’s the constant thought of “what kind of acts against humanity is the green twink gonna commit today?” that keeps the band on their toes

✨❤️Just Basira wrecking Elias' shit❤️✨

✨❤️There's more where that came from❤️✨

I know this is just me wishing stuff, but, hear me out:

Does this aufully sound like a marriage proposal, or is it just me?

Hey, Episode 124 Jon? Jonathan Simps? How does it feel to finally be the one pining after someone that won't consider you?

After the S4 trailer I was getting ready for a tearful reunion and instead I get these two emotionally constipated men, I'm loving it.

Man, self-shipping goes so hard. It’s so fun. I love having guilt free fun and being able to be silly. Everyone should try it.

So, I hate Elias Bouchard with a burning passion. He hurt poor Melanie, he hurt poor Martin, light of my life, committed multiple MURDERS (even if Leitner kinda deserved it, the rest PROBABLY DIDN'T), and overall, traumatized the entire cast just by existing.

Imagine my joy to hear him getting beaten at the end of season 3.

As many of my friends say: "Better than an orgasm."

Some may argue that Russel doesn’t get enough love from fans, but his bandmates sure appreciate him. 

(Another extract from “We Are The Dury”)