Elias Bouchard - Blog Posts

Man, what the fuck is in the Bouchard genes?

What I can think of rn: podcasts, sonic, my oc’s

jurgen leitner has been dead for seven slutty years

Happy bpm day guys

Happy extended sounds of brutal pipe murder day to all who celebrate

Some more humble s2-s3 memes bc I work hard to make this hellsite a home

Let’s be honest it was only a matter of time before I made a brutal pipe murder meme, and I think about Mag 86 every damn night 😃

and I miss Tim every damn day

My personal favorite is “supplemental: I’ve broken into Gertrude’s flat”

Oh also Martin finding the pictures Jon took of Tim’s house 😭

Unhinged Jon will forever be the funniest Jon, man was really out roaming the tunnels and stalking his coworkers like there was no tomorrow

How to start a discussion within the TMA fandom: ask everyone to remember exactly where they were when they heard Michael Distortion’s loud ass death scream for the first time

He really said you have something I want

Rip king you would have loved the quarantine princess bride home movie

I can no longer go a day without getting hello Jon’d

Trying to picture Jon fucking around in America half crazy and paranoid with approximately .63 hours of sleep has me wheezing

Trying to imagine Basira’s face when she opened his drawer and it’s funnier every time 💀

Assorted s3 memes ✨

Me when TMA portrays pessimists and people who struggle with emotional unavailability as humans with feelings:

It’s ok Jon I was also a deeply annoying child

I’m sorry but this is the only way I can picture The End

Assorted s1-s2 memes pt. 2

Jon when someone brings him another statement about mummies:

He’s such a hater but I love him sm

Just some assorted s1-s2 memes

The love/hate relationship with Mag 40 is real 🥲

Trevor really out there slaying on those streets

Condolences to Jon for having to read this aloud 💀

Who is this hoe I already hate him

Update: this didn’t fucking age well did it

Ok bitches I lied about skyward flight. I started the magnus archives and it’s my new hyperfixation ✨

I‘ve been reading this fanfiction called Timeline of Theseus and it‘s just?? So cute??? I live for found family and now u throw not only some of my current fav characters but TIME TRAVEL in the mix??? Sign me up man

(Not me pretending I‘ve not been binging all the fics of this kind that the fandom has to offer)

Hitsyouwithpipehitsyouwithpipehitsyouwithpipehitsyouwith-

Elias doodles (guess who still can’t draw that bitch correctly 🎉🎉🎉)

Finishing my sketchbook 😘🎉🎉🎉🙏🙏

(60 percent of it is Elias Bouchard)

(The other 40 percent is Alastor)

(I’m losing my mind)

POV me trying to learn how tf to draw this capitalist whore (fun fact: I cannot)

why is drawing Elias Bouchard the hardest thing that I’ve ever done wtf

open hand or closed fist would be fine

the blood is rare and sweet as cherry wine