Ok Rosewater But Its Regulus As A Doctor/healer (some Medical Job) And Evan As Being A Mad Scientist

theyve been saying bye to each other for like a minute

the difference between how the ls members are treating pangi eating 18 stacks of bottled honey and killing all of the bees in a 1k block radius is so funny. like everyone else calling him insane while hannah says it was deserved bc they had it in an open chest and clown calls him a devious, hungry little guy 😭😭😭

If I had a nickel for every time someone's chat has gone "are we interrupting?" upon seeing Pangili all up in each other's faces,,,,

Barty and Dorcas are chaotic. Regulus and Evan are unsettling. Pandora is chaotic and unsettling. They all work so well together and people are very on the edge around each of them because you never know what to expect especially if they are in pairs or all together.

Evan is dominant in that he needs you to know you are below him, if you fight him too much he’ll just leave. He believes he is above everyone with no hesitance or doubt and you will learn to agree if you’re going to spend any time close to him. Whether it’s sexual or romantic or platonic or even professional, you will learn. He’s not like regulus or Barty, he can’t bend himself backwards towards a facade of weakness for the sake of a safe place for vulnerability, he doesn’t have vulnerability.

Regulus is dominant in that he needs to control every aspect of your life or he will kill himself. You don’t have to know that he controls your life but you do have to conform to it and you do have to be happy about it. He truly believes his love for someone means he has a claim over them. (It’s one of the many traits and beliefs he inherited directly from Orion.) He’s not like Evan where he needs to own you, but you need to need him.

Barty is dominant in that he needs you in arms reach at all times and if you try to run he will chase you until you either put him down or he puts you down. He doesn’t want to control you, he doesn’t want you to need him, he needs you to want to stay. He’s not like regulus where he needs you to submit to him, he needs you to choose him every time without wavering. No matter what he puts you through, what you put him through, you will be forever if you stay.

Wait...cause what about minor age gap bartylus, like only 2-3 years but Barty has got a terrible crush on Regulus, yknow he's older, kinda forbidden cause his father tells him the Black's are all awful, beautiful without doubt, smart, and even great at quidditch. Regulus catches on because he's trained himself to know who's eye he catches, Barty isn't his usual type, he's younger when Regulus prefers older, but he's cute and has this nerdy, loser daddy's boy charm, and Regulus realizes he can corrupt that, he sees Barty's potential and knows what strings to pull to get Barty there. Regulus starts hanging around Barty more often, whispering in his ear, and Barty is eating it up, falling deeper, becoming more and more infatuated. What Regulus doesn't realize is that he's getting attached, and at some point, he can't picture a life without Barty. Barty is his, he keeps Barty's hair, pictures and blood vials and a t-shirt all tucked away for safe keeping in his dresser.

Regulus and Barty very casually have intellectual conversations at 2 am, in the middle of the night in their dorm, while Evan is snoring loudly in the background

Evan and Barty while fucking: Evan: That's it Barty- Barty, grinning: Did you know Barty: That the dopamine released in us is the same when we have an orgasm to when we solve a math problem? Evan, pausing: Evan: B, What the fuck-

My headcanon of Evan, is him being the type of person to ruin Regulus' relationships one by one, and have Barty kiss everything better. He's playing the long game.

It's him. It's Barty. And it's Regulus.

But Regulus is a flight risk. They all promised they'd be each other's forevers but Evan doesn't trust Regulus the way he trusts Barty. Regulus still wants Sirius back, James is lurking behind every corner trying to talk to him all the time. Regulus thinks he can commit but can't.

So Evan doesn't want to give him the chance to break their deal. He leaves no room for even the slightest possibility of it. Honestly, he doesn't know how he'll deal with a betrayal from Regulus. Just thinking about it makes him want to go out and get his knuckles bloody. Makes him want to hear the squelch of blood beneath his fists.

It's a sobering thought, realizing he might end up killing Regulus if he breaks his promise. Regulus the rabbit, always poised to run.

But he can't. He promised to keep Barty and Regulus safe. He fucking loves them. They're his.

Kill Regulus, and he loses Barty too.

So... He needs to cut off the loose ends in Regulus' life. Keep him away from his cunt of a brother. Have Barty soothe the ouchies and have him wipe away the tears. And he'll watch and decide what to do next.

It's a miracle Regulus is still who he is despite everything he's lost and been through. It's an impossibility made possible that he can look at them, broken, twisted people in his life — and smile and say, "Come here, let me hold you."

It makes him sick that they walk right into his arms like lost dogs. But Regulus walked into their arms as well. He chose them. He's theirs as much as they belong to him. There's no walking away.

**I write them nasty ♥️. Here, have some more.

Derapchu: I wanna make out with you. Let’s leave Pili behind, can I just like-

Pangi: What do you mean, since when were me and Pili making out, hello?!

Derapchu: Dude I feel like you’re gay. Dude. I mean like, you know. I feel like it was fate for me to see that clip of you uh, blushing to Pili. Uhm.

Pangi: What do you mean it was fate? Are you crying??

Derapchu: No..

Pangi: Dude are you alright??

Derapchu: No I’m fine!!