Good Omens Headcannon: THE BENTLEY EDITION

GUYS this song is so Thoshcei:

(Allies or Enemies by the Crane Wives)

The words I speak are wildfire and weeds, and they spread, like some awful damn disease, and I swear, I didn't mean what I said, I swear I didn't mean it.

Remember when I could tell you not smile when you were mad, and you'd always crack, and we'd both be laughing in the end...now you're not so quick to forget.

Are we allies or enemies? This will be the death of me, this will be the death of me. All is fair on love and war, but I can't fight with you anymore, this will be the death of me.

What happens now? Do we bow out, and take our separate roads? I'll admit that I've had my doubts, but I want to be let in, not out, I want to be let in, not out...are we allies or enemies, this will be the death of me, this will be the death of me.

my cat at 3am on a school night

after careful consideration, i decided that meow meow meow meow meow

10: i wiLL tUrN thIS cAr ARoUnD riGhT noW yOunG mAn

doctor who | specials (2008 - 2010): the end of time - part one

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

good omens headcannon:

a customer was browsing in the bookshop (much to Aziraphale's displeasure) when they overheard the lovely Mr. Fell using a pickup line on his partner?? friend?? with the sunglasses - the classic "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" (except he said it in a far more serious manner than it warranted)

given Sunglasses's...vibes, they were expecting him to say something along the line of "Actually, I clawed my way up from hell" or another equally cheesy phrase

what they weren't prepared for, however, was for Sunglasses to take a shuddering breath and whisper "yeah...yeah, angel, it did."

Yaaaas okay here we go:

I started watching it fairly recently when Crowley and Aziraphale kept haunting my pinterest feed until I gave in and looked up the show (totally a demonic temptation now that I think about it)

Noooo I too poor :(

I have some ideas for fanfics but haven't gotten around to completing any (me core fr) and I've made one (1) edit that I spent way to long on lmao

OOOOOOh okay it would have to be a tie between the Crowley goes to Therapy one, which was also the first good omens fic I read and a 200 part professors AU by Ghostinthehouse on ao3

Me, frantically scrolling through my bookmarked fics: WHY IN MY TIME OF NEED DO I HAVE NOTHING??

Beelzebub def I love that little stinky dude

not a quote but that little "hmmp" that Aziraphale does when he realizes that Crowley turned job's goats into birds instead of killing them (he also puts his hands on his hips wait he's so precious)

noooo don't make me choose between my children T_T probably season 1...I would die for that 30 minute flashback at the start of episode 3 with Azriaphale and Crowley throughout the ages and I love me a happy ending (end of season 2 who?)

Yesssss I'm currently obsessed with David Tennant's Doctor Who (he's just a funky little guy fr)

OKAY HEAR ME OUT: my ideal good omens crossover would be with doctor who (the hyperfixation is real y'all.) Crowley and Aziraphale would appear in the doctor who universe (canon can get with it or die by my blade) and become besties with the doctor (14th or 10th, obviously) and Donna. THEN one time post season 2 Crowley appears in front of a bunch of UNIT guys (Shirley and Mel my babies ^_^ ) and while everyone else is freaking out the doctor just like "Hi Crowley :)" and then he looks around and is like "Where's your Angel?" and Crowley just starts SOBBING and gets a hug :)

there's a special place in my heart for the 'eccentric old blonde guy who everyone loves and his scary genderfluid/queer spouse with the sunglasses run a bookshop and refuse to actually sell people books' type of AU

Overall, really good :) the fics and edits and fanart are amazing (everyone is so talented like what) and people are generally super nice

would I be able to call myself a proper good omens fan if I didn't say the Aziraphale steps into the circle scence?

I LITERALLY HAVE AN ENTIRE PLAYLIST DEDICATED TO THEM <3 probalyyy first love/late spring by Mitski but also GOOD OLD FASHIONED LOVER BOY OMGGG I can't

yessss its called 'Ineffable Husbands <3' its 2 hours and 3 minutes

ive only met 1 other person irl who's seen it and one time in class I saw they were reading good omens fanfic on their Chromebook (i'd recognised that ao3 font anywhere lol)

noooo I cant pick just oneee but probably the time where Aziraphale was freaking out about performing his magic on the west end stage and Crowley was all supportive and reassuring him he was amazing AND ALSO the 'to the world' scene *starts crying tears of cuteness*

ooooooh def the season 2 opening scene before creation, where Crowley's making the universe (he smiles so MUCH it's adorable) and when Aziraphale's helping him and they're just so cuteeee

OF COURSE (It made me cry)

Nopeeee this is kinda my first Good Omens post really (wish me luck y'all)

season 2 (Bildad the Shuite is queen fr)

apart from bildad the Shuite (his own category that ascends time and space <3) I love the nanny bob

I sometimes forget that Crowley being Raphael (Archangel of healing, mostly) before he fell isn't actually canon, I love it so much!! also he, Gabriel (ew), Micheal (double ew), and Uriel all being archangel siblings is such a cute idea

okay its not really a theory but I NEED Crowley to be all "sUprEmE arChAnGeL aZirAphALe" when he sees him again (and they also need to hug at one point where they're clinging to each other and aren't letting go for a longggg time)

WILD CARD (ooooooh fun) ask whatever ya want :)

This was super fun to do :):) (also its 5 minutes to midnight and my Duolingo streak is hanging in the balance)

ask game for people in the good omens fandom!

when did you first watch/discover good omens, and how did you find out about it?

do you have any merch?

have you created any fanart or fanfiction, or really any content for the fandom?

what is (if you read) your favorite good omens longfic?

what is (if you read) your favorite good omens one-shot?

who is your favorite side character?

what is your favorite underappreciated quote?

do you prefer season 1 or 2, and why?

have you seen any other work by david tennant and/or michael sheen?

have you ever imagined or created a crossover with another fandom for good omens? which one, and what was it about?

what is (if you read) your favorite type of human au for good omens? (ex. coffee shop au, surgeons au, plant store au)

has your interaction with the good omens fandom been overall good or bad?

what's your favorite instance of FUCK in the show?

what is your favorite good omens-coded song?

do you have any good omens playlists?

do you know anyone irl who has also watched good omens?

what is your favorite husband-y moment between aziracrow?

what is your favorite moment through history, and why?

have you ever read the crowley therapy fic (the most-read fic in the fandom)?

have you ever had a good omens post breach containment (aka get popular enough to end up on pinterest somewhere)?

do you prefer crowley's hair from s1 or s2? why?

what is your favorite crowley hairstyle through the ages?

what's a good omens headcanon that you considered canon?

what's a theory for season 3 that you NEED to be included?

WILD CARD!! ask whatever you want!! :)

he did WHAT

kudos to Ncuti Gatwa to be the first doctor who to say Yas Queen, to an actual litteral queen

Even More Good Omens Headcannons:

so we know that Hell has a photo of Crowley and Aziraphale shaking hands in 1941, which they attempted to threaten them with

BUT hear me out:

Beelzebub had known Crowley was 'fraternising' with an angel since Rome...

they didn't usually make time to visit Earth, but that Archangel Gabriel was sent down to observe some human thing or another, and really, they couldn't let an agent of heaven have the run of the place, could they?

and while they were there, totally not spying on the Archangel's activities in fly form, they happened to see the demon Crowley speaking with the angel of the eastern gate, Azifela or whatever his name was

they brushed it aside though, confident that it was just another one of Crowley's elaborate temptation plans (several of which Beelzebub had been forced to sit through tedious presentations of)

They thought nothing of it, until a couple of centuries later, when Beelzebub had just popped over to France to watch the revolution play out (well, to watch the guillotine play out - they didn't much care about sides as long the decapitating got done)

and, of course, sensing an angelic presence in the Bastille, they had to check it out (because what if it was Gabriel??)

...

It turned out to be that Aziraphale fellow, who had somehow gotten himself all tied up in a revolution that had absolutely nothing to do with him at all, and Crowley was there with him! And they were b a n t e r i n g

like they were friends or something

which was ridiculous - an angel and a demon couldn't be friends, no matter how hard they tried

and say what you will about Beelzebub, but they're a demon with professional standards, so they snapped a picture of the pair having crepes together (crepes? really) (side note: cameras were definitely invented during the french revolution no need to look it up no really don't google it)

so, yes, over the centuries, Beelzebub had collected enough evidence of Crowley and Aziraphale's...friendship, arrangement, whatever you wanted to call it, to make sure the both of them were sufficiently...dealt with by their respective head offices

but something stopped them from turning in the photographs

maybe it was the spread of compassion they still had buried deep, deep down within their demonic heart

or maybe it was the fact, the feeling, that if Aziraphale and Crowley could do it, become friends against all odds, maybe Gabriel and Beelzebub had a better chance then they thought

100% going back in time to meet Sappho might even abandon the doctor and stay on the funky little lesbian island forever 5 stars

If you meet the Doctor, what time and place would you ask him to travel to first?

ooooooh this looks fun!

42 personal questions ask game

how many followers do you have?

when’s the last time you went on a date

how many posts have you made?

What type of shoes do you wear?

what colour are the walls of your room

where are you right now? (not exact location. ex: at a park)

would you consider yourself good at art?

who was your first kiss?

do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

what’s your favourite piece of clothing you own?

do you live in an urban, suburban, or rural area?

what’s your favourite store to shop at? (online or irl)

if you had to choose one POSITIVE word to describe yourself, what would it be?

do you collect anything?

what’s the last thing you ate?

if you go to therapy, do you like your therapist?

what’s one thing you want to buy, but don’t have the money or resources to get?

Who’s the first person you can think of?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

If you could revive one tv show that has been cancelled, what show would it be?

do you consider yourself a part of any alternative subculture? if so, which one(s)?

who was your childhood favourite music artist?

CDs or record players?

Do you believe in any conspiracy theories?

would you get back together with an ex if given the opportunity?

favourite kid’s show character?

is the person you call your best friend actually your best friend?

when you’re sad, do you prefer to listen to music to match your mood, or listen to happy music?

what’s the last outfit you wore?

do you have any online friends?

least favourite clothing style that is currently popular

how often do you do your laundry?

do you prefer silver or gold jewelry?

what’s your book/movie/tv guilty pleasure?

if you could change your hair however you want, how would you change it?

do you paint your nails?

what’s an uncommon/specific /obscure topic you’re interested in?

what’s the name of your first pet/what would you name your first pet if you had one?

what’s one feature you would change on tumblr?

what’s the most interesting item you own?

would you rather go on a date at a museum or a concert?

what’s one regret you have?