"My Son Turned Out Fine"

puppygirl who plays a lot of rhythm games so u have to pet her on beat and call her a perfect girl or else she starts getting upset

this is actually a clever nod to how char aznable invented yaoi in the real life 1970s

haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps

Idgaf about honor or tradition, if some other vampire tries to square up with me i’m not fucking around with claws, magic, or teeth, i am shooting you in the head repeatedly.

going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

I start having weird thoughts about becoming a girl whenever I smoke weed? Like the last time I got stoned I bought a skirt from goodwill and tried it on and it felt nice but I don't know if that confirms anything. Should I stop?

No

Spent way too long on this (lies I love worldbuilding).

pirate voice: there's a beautiful person out there reading this post, I can feel it in me bones

mailman voice: I'm curious, what did you make me sound like?

but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse

a pupy is a species of dogie that needs a nap