People Are Always Like "Oh A Vampire Wouldn't Get Horny While Drinking Someone's Blood, That's Like Getting

my worst opp is an actual wizard he came to my bandit camp and started flexing all his magic shit floating runes levitation teleportation sparkles all that and said he would give me "any power I desired" if I told him my true name Im so sick of his shit but I can't do anything to him

the sadistic torturer hates my ass because I cant feel pain and even when I do I dont show it because Im a stone cold motherfucka

first thing to know about sewing machines is that they can smell fear

princegirls are for having their tendons severed and being forced to crawl around on the ground

listen. clutching your stupid head to my chest and stroking you. you're not a bad dog. idc what they told you, they were wrong. you're a good, sweet, brave little puppy and you've experienced things that nobody should ever go through. i'm so proud of you for making it this far and still having a heart overflowing with this much kindness. i love you so much.

I'm only seven episodes in this is what I'm picking up

i’m a gold star bisexual. i’ve fucked everybody