Trying To Make Unlikable Characters

Now that it's getting warmer outside again, I just want something like this 🌻☀️

OHHH so when you eat the skin in your lips it's fine bUT when I eat your first born it's a problem???

Gundam is a show about hot evil women, actually

first thing to know about sewing machines is that they can smell fear

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

huuuuge fan of little phrases you can add to the end of your sentences just for fun. "if you even care" and "btw" and "I fear" have done sooo much for my vocabulary. if you even care

Auditory processing issues

maid virtue names such as devotion, laundry, and able-to-carry-dishes-on-her-forearms