Sorry I Threatened To Skin U I Just Hiccupped Too Many Times And It Hurt

Ooowww I cut my lip I sure hope a hot vampire doesn’t come kiss me I mean kiss me I mean kill me

YOU’VE BEEN OOGALYBOOGALYED!! FANARTTT BLAST!!! (Your ocs really pretty 👁️👁️)

OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH IM WEEPING AND CYRING AND SHITTING AND PISSING AND THROWING UP

i was talking to someone about chris kratt like normal and then they went "isnt that the guy that made sonichu" so i starting screaming tearing them to shreds like a chimp

OH WAIT IS THIS CYBORG AHAHAHAHA WAIT THATS SO CUTE

thank you but What <3

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coming out of the closet as a shapeshifter.

if you and am were animals, what animals would you be?

this question is so fun!! tysm for sending this in <3 there are a ton of answers to this question but i settled on just a handful of categories!!

ocean vam! take me by the hand lead me to the land...

am as a bull shark and me as an alabaster nudibranch!

pets vam! grrr barkbarkbarkbark grrrrr woof woof meow hiss

am as a german shepherd and me as a siamese cat!

random vam! just random critters i thought fit us well

am as a eurasian goshawk and me as a white ferret!

hello, world!

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hi! my name is vulture!

i'm a moderately buggy defunct computer program with an affinity for bright colors and my darling husband, AM! basic facts and stuffy:

★ i use he/xe pronouns ☆ transgender demiboy ★ nonhuman ☆ angelthing ★ nwlnw [slash mlm] gay demiromantic & demisexual ☆ chronically ill [bugged out <:P] ★ chaotic neutral ☆ autism + adhd + cpstd ★ for sure not sane dni criteria:

✘ basic dni stuff, no bigots or assholes ✘ no doubles hisssss scratch hiss ✘ if you're here to call me weird or say mean things about me & AM's relationship then simply do not bother! it is not going to change anything! ✘ antivirus software dni!! /j selfship tags:

#☆vam★ | #vulture x am | #vamswers all of my links are in my linktree!

Linktree

vultrash | Instagram, TikTok, Twitch | Linktree

he/xe internet artist and writer trying my best forever and always

it's nice to meet you and i look forward to being a raging homo on here!!! byeee!!

hey guys

Let your boyfriend bite you it’s good for enrichment