Just A Little Gift For @giajiaaa…nothing To See Here.

Indeed she does

she craves violence

Koda, signing: Hi my name is Koda with a B, and I've been afraid of bugs my whole life

Aizawa: Stop, where's the B?

Koda: ᴛʜᴇʀᴇs ᴀ ʙᴇᴇ?

good evening friends this is a psa that i am massively in love with javier peña

Prussia: If I were dating you, well, heh. Let’s just say that horses wouldn’t be called horses anymore.*walks away*

Canada: Hey what the fuck does this mean

Canada: Im shaking what does this mean

thinking about how after john andre was captured & staying at the patriot camp, ben tallmadge was assigned to basically hang out with him while the army decided what to do with him, and one day randomly was like “have you heard of nathan hale,” and andre was like “idk maybe, why” and ben was like “well he was my BEST FRIEND and they HANGED HIM AS A SPY” and andre was like “oh… sorry for your loss… but you wouldn’t do that to me would you haha” and ben was like “ACTUALLY WE DEFINITELY WILL” and that was how andre had to learn that he was gonna die lol

After watching a video of Pedro Pascal I said “I would let that man break my spine in half”

Without looking up from her iPod my mother asked me what was wrong with me.

I aM tHiRsTy MoThEr

Best Pilot

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY NERDS!!!!! Here have some semi medium okay decent Poe Dameron smut in celebration!!! This is unedited because if I have to go back and read it I guarantee you it will not get posted because I am Insecure™ and the smut I have posted before was barely smut and this is a little more. It’s not super long, so I hope it doesn’t feel too rushed or anything. I hope everyone enjoys it! Also I am but a simple woman who has not had sex and the idea of a blow job kind of grosses me out, so that particular scene in this is real short, I hope that doesn’t disappoint anyone. Gods below, I’m gonna be known for having the longest author’s notes ever, aren’t I?

Pairing: Poe Dameron x reader

Fandom: Star Wars

Words: 1633

Rating: Explicit (18+ ONLY)

Warnings: oral (m and f receiving), unprotected sex (be safe my dudes), teasing? (is that something I should mention? idk what I’m doing guys)

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Aye

Everyone who wants to get completely railed by Pedro Pascal while he wears the Mandalorian helmet say “Aye”

how hollywood works

producer: oh pedro pascal is in your movie? 

director: yes 

producer: ok tomorrow we’ll cast his son then