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The ONE thing i have found that helps with Second Hand Embarrassment is...!

Losing/Not Using The Controller!!

Its a wonderful tactic due to its ability to force one to watch through the whole Second Hand Embarrassment Inducing Scene, WITHOUT ALLOWING FOR ONE TO PAUSE.

It is also a torture method.

But you can get through The Scene much faster and better (like you would watching it at a movie theater) than if you were to pause! In my case, pausing the show to avoid The Scene to or recover from The Scene causes me to want to Stop Watching The Series/Movie to avoid The Scene, resulting in a Disinterest.

To lose the controller or to Not lose the controller, oh which should i choose.

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Hey all, Crips for Esims for Gaza has been purchasing E-sims for people in Gaza and need help to continue their advocacy!

We link them in our Hi Nay episodes but want to remind people to help out if they can and donate! They're an offshoot of the E-sims for Gaza program created by Mirna El-Helbawi, and allow you to, if you are overwhelmed by the E-sims purchasing process, streamline it.

You donate to Crips for Esims for Gaza, and they do it for you. Help these fantastic disabled activists if you're able!

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Context: i am on my twin sized bed. A pile of blankets to my left, myself in the middle, and my legs srawled to the right with my knee at the edge of the bed.

My cat: comes, sits in front of my knee, and yells at me.

Me: "Dude WHAT do you want?" I look over to see he is patiently waiting for me to move my leg as if hes never walked all over me before and he'll never (he will) do it again, so i move my leg.

My cat (his mames milo btw): walks over to my face, yells at me, turns around and sits down. He is now aprox. A foot and a half away from me with his back turned to me. And has the audacity to yell at me, again, except now he wants me to pet him.

Me: "okay, asshole." I pet him

Milo: HE WALKS AWAY FROM ME AND GOES AND LAYS UP AGAINST MY KNEE AND SULKS. And after about 20 minutes of laying and doing nothing he then walks all over my thigh, yells at me some more for pets, and then lays just barely within reach of me to pet him, and gets mad at me when i pet him in his favorite spot.

Is this what its like raising children?

I don't care what official translations say, I chose to believe "Et tu, Brute?" translates to "What the FUCK, Brutus?"

I feel like "trump wants to throw away literal dinosaur fossils" would really turn heads if we actually had a functional opposition party in this country to get messages out, but I guess I'll just have to get a paint pen and write it on my car. fine, I'll do it.

Being autistic is like saying, "Hmm. Need different music. This genre is making my mouth dry." And people understanding it as "hmm. Need different music. This genre is trash. " When i QUITE LITERALLY mean it makes my mouth dry. Like why would i say otherwise when that's literally what i mean?

Also, is that just me? Like- does anyone else's mouth get dry when listening to their "i listened to this song for 257 hours straight because it tickled my brain, but now its boring" music?

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

I come back to tumblr for 4 seconds and 4chan is dead? What happened!?

The last time i was here, it was stabby ceasar day (last year, not this year), and my entire feed was just "L Caesar got stabbed"

I love you tumblr dont ever change