TOMODACHI LIFE 2 RAHHHHHH

— David Cronenberg, Consumed

Will Graham single father headcannons:

the only reason why he had a child was because he became obsessed with the idea of normalcy

emotionally repressed and wouldn't know how to talk to you

conversations would be limited to "how was your day?" and "how was work?"

being emotionally present and vulnerable is uncomfortable for him

he would show up to teacher meetings just to reassure himself that he was taking taking care of you and cared about your grades/how you're doing socially

sometimes you would go on a walk together, make s'mores, or he would teach you how to fish

these little moments would keep you clinging to the idea that he really did love and care for you/convinces you that he was a good dad

his job takes up most of his time, so he would rarely be home

and when he is home, he's sleeping

when he would have to leave during the night, there would be a note and a pitiful breakfast waiting for you on the kitchen table

lots of babysitters, LOTS of them

he is obsessed with the idea of normalcy and that he would be a better father than his own, but he never puts in the work

"Don't forget to let the dogs out and feed them, I'll be back at 9" he isn't back until eleven

he keeps three meals on rotation and the rest of the days are filled with frozen food or take out

weirdly overprotective, but isn't actually there when it counts

the best he could do for a packed lunch is different kinds of lunchables

his emotional repression and social anxiety would cost you your social life, as it would be hard to make friends because you didn't grow up with a father who encouraged you to be social or teach you how to be confident

spontaneous rants about what is right and wrong/trying to instill a strong moral compass in you to compensate for his own self-doubt

he always drinks a glass of whiskey before bed

waiting for Will to show up for school performances and he's not there

you're often late to school either because of the babysitter or he doesn't get up quick enough

"Can we get ice cream?" "I'm sorry, baby. Not today, Daddy's a little tired. Maybe next time." "You're always tired..."

buys you things instead of apologizing

Everything I read by @cervviidae is so heartbreaking and heartwarming at the same time, I cannot BELIEVE I never found them before this year.

Their fic èclair is so tender, and I've got more of them lined up to write full reviews on, but this one is so heartachingly sweet; it's a testament to Hannibal's love for Will and his fear of rejection, and of Will's love for Hannibal despite him being a fool.

If I ever end up smoking cigarettes, just know that it wasn't me giving into peer pressure, I made that decision all by myself

You're the reason I'm addicted to the taste, but afraid of the bite

hannibal ruined me, all I can read are books with cannibalism now

What perfumes/colognes would the characters in Hannibal wear?

I keep thinking about this ever since discovering Death and Floral perfumery. They have such unique scents and I think I remember one smelling like a baby deer? I'm not sure, but I need some people who are knowledgeable on unique fragrances to answer this question!!

pfffft love how your ask box says "going my way?" made me chuckle haha

anyway in response to your pokémon post

Hannibal - mewtwo

Abigail - Eevee

Will - Pikachu

(dont ask why it just makes sense in my head lol)

Thank you!! Hannibal would have a mewtwo wouldn't he? And Abigail with an eevee 🥲 she's just too precious

That scene from GOT where daenerys eats the horse heart but its Hannibal and Will or something

My own descent into madness was not understanding how people found Mads Mikkelsen attractive, then watching a bunch of videos about him for research purposes, and then ultimately becoming a rabid fangirl