He Is Babey

Why I’ve been inactive

So I haven’t been to active in a long time and I thought I should explain why, so basically my reason is that I’ve lost intrest in interacting with the fandom, I don’t want to see this fandom that I love fall apart because of the ship wars and I get in enjoyment making posts if all I find is the pro shipper tags is anti posts, I might come back and post some more beetlebabes headcanons or scenarios since my beetlebabes headcanons seem to be well received but I might make a change and post some other things that aren’t headcanons and maybe do some other popular ships from the fandom.

Are there any kids in the audience? Uhh, ah!

Puppet show!!!

Mr beebwleboose,

Yes book?

Where do books go when they die??

Well...

I don’t know book...

Let’s find out!!

*yeet*

*fwoosh*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Tell- my, storyy...

.......sometimes puppet shows,

are sad :)

Also according to tumblr logic

You don't seem to realise I ship adult Lydia and Beetlejuice which I thought should be pretty fucking obvious.

If you ship Beetlejuice and Lydia you deserve no rights

 Future Vision (S1E39) / Steven Universe Future Finale

someone please love this bastard. he may be smelly and feral and chaotic but god DAMN he needs some love.

Beetlebabes headcanons because I can’t sleep

Lydia sometimes tries to scare BJ and it usually works everytime.

BJ tries to get Lydia back for scaring him but she rarely jumps when he scares her but sometimes she does because she likes seeing him happy.

Sometimes Lydia sings thinking no one can hear but BJ always hears her and loves hearing her sing.

BJ used to try preparing breakfast for Lydia but after he almost set the kitchen on fire he’s only allow to make her cereal and anything that doesn’t need heating up.

Once Lydia fell asleep on BJ while they were watching Toy story 4 together, he also ended up falling asleep, but woke up shortly after the film had ended, since Lydia was asleep he carried her upstairs to their bed and then get in bed next to her.

BJ woke up the next morning to Lydia hugging him.

Lydia and BJ both never decide on what movie or genre to watch when they have movie nights so they have a jar with the title of a movie and what genre it is, they add to it quite often since they both love movies.

BJ likes to whisper really bad jokes to Lydia while she’s trying to sleep in the end, she doesn’t sleep for over an hour because her and BJ keep each other up by telling each other the worst dad jokes they can think of BJ using starts it but whenever Lydia does it he bursts out laughing because some of her jokes are worse than his.

Lydia is a blanket hog in bed.

BJ got a soda-stream and made fizzy milk, he enjoyed it.

BJ made Lydia try the fizzy milk, she hated it.

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This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke